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Filed under: Celebrities, Paris Hilton
The ever-selfless Paris Hilton decided to unburden Christina Aguilera of her “baby secret” by making the announcement for her. How thoughtful!
Yes, while attending a Christina’s party at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas last night, the heiress got on the microphone and congratulated Christina on her baby news…even though the pop star has never publicly admitted she’s pregnant.
“Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you’re gorgeous,” Paris said to the packed crowd, while Christina sat nearby in uncomfortable silence.
While Paris may think she’s clever for making herself part of this big announcement, …
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Paris Hilton has obviously been reading my mind. Why, just the other day, I was thinking: “You know what this world needs? Besides chocolate that actually takes pounds off my thighs? More Paris Hiltons!”
Thankfully, Paris plans to answer my prayers and procreate next year (baby daddy optional, it would appear), telling OK! magazine that she has already decided to name her unborn child after her pet cat. Of course. Pets… babies… they’re all the same. Just give ‘em a bowl of water and they’re good-to-go!
Paris said: “I want …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Signs of Apocalypse
I think the Hilton sisters’ hair looks… *GULP*… nice.
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Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Paris Hilton
Kid Rock and Paris Hilton at her beach party in Malibu this weekend
“Hey! Why is this asshole behind us spraying Lysol on our privates?”
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In defense of the man, he’s a Discovery Channel photographer seeking footage for his new documentary: Crabs in Their Natural Habitat.
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Damn you, Al Gore! You’ve gotten the world so worked up about global warming that THIS has been infecting our youth right under our noses:
Paris Hilton launches her new clothing line at — where else? — Kitson
Behold the spread of Vapid Heiress Disease. More dangerous than Mad Cow and Monkeypox combined. Run, little girl! Run as far as your… high-heeled?!… shoes will take you. Hopefully, that’s to a store where Ashley Tisdale is promoting High School Musical. Better that you join a Disney cult, than have …
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Filed under: Media, Paris Hilton
As meaningful as a Barack Obama endorsement from Bobby Brown.
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