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Paris Hilton hosting “A Very Sexy Halloween” at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas
Somebody should really tell Paris the rule about wearing horizontal stripes on your feet…
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Paris Hilton has taken it upon herself to become the Porn Police, barging into a Toronto adult video store on Wednesday “disguised” in a mask and skeleton costume — a.k.a. her usual makeup and body.
The heirhead, who is in the city filming a movie, reportedly ordered employees to take down their One Night in Paris displays in the front window, saying: “You guys can’t use my image in a porn store. I’m going to call my lawyer and sue the f*ck out of this place.” She then started tearing down the posters, whining …
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Paris Hilton wants the world to know she’s a changed woman — as you can see from this humble picture taken at a recent benefit — and is now dedicated to leaving her “mark” on the world (other than the one she leaves on hotel sheets). Lord help us all.
She talked to Newsweek about her upcoming charity mission in Rwanda, telling them that, “I’m scared, yeah. I’ve heard it’s really dangerous. I’ve never been on a trip like this before. I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for …
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David Letterman has an exasperating habit of fawning over his female guests, so color me delighted to see him sticking it to Paris Hilton on his show last night.
At one point during the interview (during which he keeps needling her about her time in jail), an audience member screamed, “I love you Paris!” and Paris — *GAG* — blew a kiss in response. Dave quipped, “Is that somebody you met in prison?” As the crowd erupted in laughter, Paris paused and …
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Another day, another Paris Hilton litigation. This time, her target is Hallmark Cards. The humorless heiress wasn’t pleased when she discovered this Hallmark card depicting her as a waitress and using her trademarked phrase, “That’s Hot”. Paris is suing the greeting card company for $500,000 and Hallmark isn’t backing down. A spokeswoman for Hallmark defended the card as parody and said “These cards take a satirical look at news and gossip surrounding these public figures, including Paris Hilton, and we …
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Gosh, it warms my heart to see Paris Hilton taking time out of her busy schedule of (thinking about) building halfway houses for former prisoners, studying the Bible and “no longer acting dumb” to simply hold the hands of some loved ones.
A regular Mother Teresa, that Paris.
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