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Awwww…. how nice!  Paris Hilton is eating with all her friends.

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Ed. note: This is a tribute to Paris’ declaration that she wants to save drunken elephants.

Hello, my many admirers!

I’m Paris Hilton, founder of SADE (Socialites Against Drunk Elephants). If there is one thing that makes me even sadder than people drawing crustaceans on my pictures, it’s elephants putting back too many tequila shots. [CRY HERE. UMMM… I MEAN, USE TEAR DROPS HERE.] It’s, like, a real tragedy, you know? Like I was just saying to Nicky the other night on the stripper pole …

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It was reported Paris Hilton made a heart-wrenching plea to save the drunken elephants of India, but Hilton claims she never said such a thing and the story was quickly retracted. That’s too bad, because Candy and I refuse to accept the retraction and began working diligently to immortalize this gem of a story. First Paris tells us she’s going to visit Rwanda to corrupt help the starving children, but that ended up not happening. Paris did …

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And our next participant in the Special Olympics Pole Dancing Competition: Paris Hilton!

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Paris Hilton and a fan at the “BMW meets Paris Hilton” event in Seoul, South Korea

INTERPRETER’S TRANSLATION:

I’m so disappointed. I thought her bazookas would be MUCH bigger!

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As TMZ reported yesterday, Hallmark has responded to Paris Hilton’s lawsuit boo-hooing that they used her image to sell cards with a motion to dismiss the case, sniffing that: “Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.”

Here, here! In support of Hallmark’s celebration of the First …

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 Hallmark has responded to Paris Hilton’s lawsuit, reports TMZ. According to Hallmark attorneys, Paris “has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.” I stand behind Hallmark and that’s why I’m reposting the controversial crab …

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