Archive for the ‘Paris Hilton’ Category

Happy New Year From Paris Hilton

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 I’d like to wish everyone a very healthy, happy, inspired, and successful 2008. Be careful when celebrating your New Years Eve festivities - don’t drink too much of that Paris Hilton champagne in a can or else you might find yourself naked, covered in gold paint, and slithering across an arid Martian landscape as you pine for your lost inheritance. Not a good way to start the year. Medium: graphite, watercolor and gouache in sketchbook. UPDATE: Posting will resume on January …


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Posted by 14December 31, 2007

Paris Hilton Cozies Up to the Sperminator

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It was only a matter of time…

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline were spotted “getting cozy” (which, I believe, is just one degree away from “canoodling”) at several Vegas clubs over the weekend. He whispered intimately into Paris’ ear, and the two of them giggled together. No word on what sweet nothing he shared with her, but Candy suspects he told her to pull his finger.

“It looked as though they were getting quite friendly,” one witness told the Daily Mail.

Their chemistry practically explodes off the computer monitor in that picture, doesn’t it? …


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Posted by CandyDecember 31, 2007

“The Hottie and the Nottie” Trailer

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And the Oscar goes to…

The Cleavage Cupcakes in Paris Hilton’s jogging scene!


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Posted by CandyDecember 21, 2007

Paris Hilton Can’t Sing or Act — But Can She Yodel?

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Feel that….? That’s the United States’ collective I.Q. sliding down a bunch of points!

Yes, Paris Hilton is back in the States after touring Asia and Europe to promote her delicious wine in a can. Mmmm-mmmm. Although, for some reason, this picture of her in West Hollywood is making me thirsty for another kind of drink. Not sure why…

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“That’s hot. Hot cocoa, that is.”


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Posted by CandyDecember 18, 2007

Paris Hilton Riddle

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If an heiress dances with a pole at a Berlin club and there is nobody around who cares, do the marbles in her head still make a sound?


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Posted by CandyDecember 13, 2007

Giddyup!  The Hiltons Snort Cocaine with Y.M.C.A. Cowboy

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What is that saying about the apple and the tree…?

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YMCA’s Cowboy Randy James says he partied with Rick and Kathy Hilton at New York’s Studio 54 club back in 1977 — and they snorted some delicious nose candy together. Randy told the New York Daily News:

“There was one rock of cocaine left, and it rolled off the table. They just didn’t even bother bringing it back up to a hard surface — they just crushed it into the carpet and snorted it off that. Whatever Paris Hilton is, she came by it …


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Posted by CandyDecember 7, 2007

Breaking:  Paris Hilton is a Bee-Yotch!

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Pussy fight, er… cat fight alert!

In today’s celebrity news that will have no impact whatsoever on your life but will make you thankful for being you, Australian Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr is crying that Paris Hilton — GASP! — “stole” her favorite dress at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a couple weeks ago. Miranda revealed (via her personal blog) that Paris showed up 10 minutes before the show opened at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood and decided SHE wanted to close the catwalk show. (Who let her decide this?) Miranda …


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Posted by CandyNovember 28, 2007