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Filed under: Fashion, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art

Models complained about “boat-like” footwear and lack of locust snacks backstage

PARIS HILTON COLLECTION: REVIEW

Monday, February 25, 2008

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Fashion Week Correspondent: Candy Kirby

Paris may be renowned for its springtime, but it’s in the last weeks of February that fashion blossoms here, and what more appropriate way to kick off the celebration than with a show from a “designer” with the same name, Paris Hilton.

The debut of Hilton’s footwear collection, greatly anticipated by drag queens, basketball players …

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Filed under: Featured, Freak Show Posters, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art

Poor Paris, when will the unforgiving public start noticing her vast talent, her selfless contributions to society, her important brand status of “like, a businesswoman”….anything other than the fact she has huge hands, hypertrophied feet, a low dull hum of a personality, an oddly shaped behind (and we all know every unfortunate inch of her intimate parts thanks to the Internet) and her charming little wonk eye? She’s a brand, folks. Don’t you understand? She’s one of America’s most …

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Filed under: Bunky, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton recently hosted a screening of Oscar-bound The Hottie & The Nottie at The Palms Casino Resort, where Circus Hour chairman Bunky was the only one kind — and drunk — enough to stay for the entire movie. When asked for his expert opinion of the film, Bunky said that his bottle of Grey Goose helped numb the suffering, as did the cheap feel that Paris let him cop during the final credits.

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Hey, I just think it’s sweet they found a perch big enough for the ostrich’s feet!

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De-NIED!

Paris Hilton tried to work her magic wonk on John Mayer this weekend, to no avail. At Sony BMG’s post-Grammy party, Paris “aggressively tried to hook up with” John, Page Six reports, “following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her.”

A source told the paper: “At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”

Later, Holy …

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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Totally Sober

Barron Hilton, little brother of Paris and Nicky, is carrying on the family tradition by getting arrested for DUI in Malibu at 8:30 AM this morning.

According to PageSix.com, the 18-year-old allegedly ran into a garage worker with his car as he careened into a 76 gas station off the Pacific Coast Highway. Although the worker was not hurt, he was knocked to the ground and insisted on calling the cops.

Uh, YEAH!

“The Mercedes lost control as it was turning into the gas station,” the worker said. “Barron got out of the car …

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Hey, I’m not knocking it. I peddled ladies’ footwear at ShoeWorks (Payless rip-off) when I was in high school! Not to brag, but I was also in charge of dyeing customers’ shoes to match their bridesmaid and prom dresses.  Quite the artiste.

Paris Hilton is following in the footsteps — literally — of fellow esteemed designers such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez by launching her own footwear collection at a Macy’s in Orange County this weekend.

Paris, like, eloquently promoted her shoes by, like, noting that, “I have shoes from, like, every top …

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