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Filed under: Paris Hilton
Yes, I know…Paris Hilton again. It’s only because I’ve noticed an increased frequency of Paris Hilton backlash in the gossip tabloids, and we seem to gobble it up with glee. Star Magazine recently ran a cover story accusing Paris of "backstabbing" and "boyfriend stealing" and went on to feature her growing list of enemies. Italian designer Valentino called Paris "vulgar", Mary Kate Olsen is upset Paris stole her oversized Greek boyfriend, Shannon Dougherty is still seething over the fact that her ex-husband "starred" with Paris …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
After considering all the comments and emails telling me that I painted Paris Hilton looking too pretty, I decided to drink a bit of wine late into the night and paint Ms. Hilton how she really looks to me. She’s so blonde and tall and seems to find herself very interesting andbeautiful as she slithers from party to party with various members ofher entourage. I woke up the next morning, popped a few aspirin, andlooked at my Paris painting and cringed at what wine and crayons can …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
Paris Hilton was recently quoted as saying “I’m the closest thing to American royalty.” Wow, that’s quite the statement. I’m sure Americans everywhere are brimming with pride as our royal highness Princess Paris shamelessly dangles and shimmies her unbearable dullness in a vapid lap dance for the world to see. According to our beloved, yet delusional Princess, royalty is characterized by shilling herself out to low grade hamburger chains, starring in a sex video, and babbling “that’s hot” because she can’t come up with anything else …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
WHY WHY WHY does Paris Hilton have the need to show the world her icky private parts? She spots the paparazzi and in no time flat, her dress is hiked up and we can see she doesn’t wear undies. Riveting, no? I don’t think I need to say more - this painting says it all.
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