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Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton has dismissed reports she publicly defended new pal/ex- girlfriend Britney Spears on her MySpace page — which, according to Paris’ rep, she doesn’t even have. Her publicist says, “Paris did not write it. She does not have a MySpace account.” The “fake” Paris MySpace entry insisted, “There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them ‘bad parents.’ She’s young, and if she wants to go out and …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, If Artist X painted Celebrity X, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
La Primavera is one of Sandro Botticelli’s best known paintings. The angelic figures shown in this ethereal work of art all represent mythological characters. While viewing this painting at the Uffizi, my eyes were drawn to the fluid movement and delicate beauty of the Three Graces. According to Greek mythology, the Three Graces represent beauty, charm and joy. Contemporary mythological characters such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are the antithesis of grace. This makes them the Three Disgraces. They represent sleaze, …
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
There has been an alarming increase in the frequency of starlet crotch
photos across the blogosphere. You’d have to be from Jupiter if you’ve
not yet seen photos of Paris Hilton’s weathered bits splashed all over
the internet. If you’ve checked the gossip blogs lately, you’ve also
been subjected to the regrettable vision of Lindsay Lohan’s
"fire crotch" as she exits a vehicle while wearing a miniskirt sans
underwear in front of a pack of eager paparazzi. Our reporters here at
Gallery of the Absurd wanted to get to the bottom of this disturbing
trend and we can now share with you what we learned:
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
The following announcement is written in Engrish:Sanrio gracefully announce in a recently a Paris Hilton version of Hello Kitty doll. Only available in Japan. Makes the hoards of U.S. Paris Hilton fans filled with sadness and regret…until now. Gallery of Absurdly make Paris Hilton Doll for American fans today because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris. She realistically created with dress pulled up to show scary parts underneath when dancing in nightclub or showing offness to …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
In this heart wrenching interview by TMZ’s Harvey Levin, Paris Hilton emotionally declares she isn’t a slut. Come on everyone, just because Paris is always spreading her legs, showing the world she doesn’t wear underwear and dancing on tables DOES NOT mean she’s a slut. She writhes and grunts while singing Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner because she is a singer, okay? She writhes and grunts while biting a big juicy hamburger because she’s a brand and a …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton
When ANIMAL magazine asked Michael K and I to come up with celebrity animals, we immediately noticed how much Paris Hilton resembles a proboscis monkey. Thing is, we found an even better animal to represent Paris….but it’s a secret. You have to wait until ANIMAL no. 7 comes out to see it. For now, enjoy Paris as a primate. Proboscis monkeys are endangered, but Paris Hilton types seem to be flourishing. I wish it were the other way around. Medium: Ink, acrylic, …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art, Valentines
If you’ve got no one to LOVE on Valentine’s Day, no worries. You can be like Paris Hilton and LOVE yourself. Anyone that doesn’t agree with your inflated assessment of your astounding beauty, talent and accomplishment is just jealous. You are the American dream, the perfect blonde Barbie doll, and everyone wishes they were just like you.
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