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Paris Hilton has decided to feature a picture of her favorite subject on her birthday party invitation: herself.
Classy as always, the heirhead posed naked in a light bondage shot for the artwork on the “official” ticket to her 26th birthday party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas on Saturday. Pouting Paris wears only a microphone cord and holds a silver mike provocatively in the trashtastic shot.
If only she could be bound and gagged — permanently.
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Porn legend Ron Jeremy, who’s starred in Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy 2, among many other cinematic gems, has finally fessed up to what Page Six reported three years ago — that he, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips played a cheeky game of “I’ll show you mine, and you show me yours” during a party at the Chateau Marmont. Paris “asked if they could see it. I agreed only on the condition that they flash their tops. They both said yes and took me to the nearest women’s bathroom,” Jeremy says …
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Thank goodness some ParisExposed.com consumers were generous enough to post more delightful footage of Paris Hilton on YouTube. Turns out, Paris was covering songs way before “Do You Think I’m Sexy.” In this clip, you’ll see Paris doing her own bigoted rendition of “We Are Family,” in which she “sings” (and I use that term loosely) about “black whores,” “Jappy Jews,” among other endearments — while sister Nicky tapes the performance, squealing: “I LOVE IT!”
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Nicole Richie went to dinner with Kathy Hilton — er, I mean Paris Hilton — at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night. The two bonded over “how hot” they looked together on the compromising ParisExposed.com footage.
However, Paris has done a fine job of acting indignant over the Web site (those acting classes have come in handy), releasing a statement along with her lawsuit claiming: “I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters’ (sic) private personal belongings for commercial gain.”
Exploitation for commercial gain? Why, …
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While Paris Hilton and her ex-boyfriend Joe Francis are allegedly taking legal action against the creators of ParisExposed.com, some “credible sources” claim that Paris actually owns the leaked sex tapes, nude photos and information posted on “Paris Exposed” — and may be profiting from the subscription-based voyeuristic site.
The source has not revealed the extent to which Paris is involved in the site, but as of Saturday, January 27, Paris is allegedly financially involved — and even edited the sex tapes to ensure none of her friends were compromised and no …
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Paris Hilton has joined forces with ex-boyfriend/breast exposer/Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis to sue the brilliant creators of parisexposed.com (which already appears to be down). The site features Paris’ most cringe-worthy memorabilia, including porn videos made during her months-long courtship with Joe Jackass.
“We’re pissed and I feel for Paris right now. She’s been victimized yet again,” Joe Jackass told The New York Post. “We want this thing down and we’re seeking monetary damages. These guys have absolutely no right to use the images — they flat-out put them on the Web with no permission.” …
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While ParisExposed.com showed us that Paris Hilton is a whore, Paris herself shows us what a media whore she is, delaying production of her new film, The Hottie and The Nottie, with her vanity. You see, the oh-so-serious actress spent so much time posing for the paparazzi that some scenes had to be re-shot because she was not looking at the movie camera — but rather at the paparazzi’s cameras.
Sounds like it’s time for Paris to take her herpes medication…er, I mean her A.D.D. medication.
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