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A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail for violating her probation for her alcohol-related reckless driving case, putting the brakes on the hotel heirhead’s famous high life.
“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,” she told the judge before he announced the sentence.
The judge, who shockingly wasn’t swayed by that heartfelt plea, said she must go to jail on June 5 and will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, …
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Once upon a time, Paris would change her outfit just to take a tinkle.
But now…
Left: Paris at an Armani Exchange event on Wednesday
Right: Paris at the Us Weekly “Hot Hollywood” party on Thursday
She wears the same dress and — gasp! — shoes to two high-profile events.
First, the Iraq War. Then Reese & Ryan. And now… this? The world just doesn’t make sense to me anymore.
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Prince challenged Stars Are Blind “singer” Paris Hilton to a sing-off at his Las Vegas show — and Paris promptly freaked out, according to Us Weekly.
The hotel heirhead was in the audience at Prince’s show at the Rio Hotel & Casino in Vegas, where Prince invited her on-stage. Delighted, she skipped up to take her place in the spotlight — and Prince handed her a mic and called out to the crowd, “Let’s see if she can really sing,” a challenge that so dismayed Paris that she stormed off the stage and left …
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By now you might have heard I received a letter from Paris Hilton’s attorney asking me to remove the parody of The Simple Life Goes to Camp from my blog. At first, I thought the letter was from a prankster. I laughed and then ignored it. I wrote to Michael K over at Dlisted to tell him about it and he said he received the same letter and that it was legit. I became extremely perplexed…how could my idiotic …
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Paris Hilton sports her most church-appropriate attire for Easter Sunday, including a cheek-baring dress and a clutch boasting her I.Q.
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We’ve obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster before it was heavily altered in Photoshop. According to a source, problems plagued the set. Paris Hilton kept flashing her privates because she thought the film crew was the paparazzi. Originally, Brandon Greasy Bear Davis was hired to carry the boat over the water, but a pack of orphaned bear cubs kept following him and he had to be removed from the photo. Tinkerbell threw herself …
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Manhattan Mini Storage is a service available to New Yorkers who may need more than a wardrobe to house their belongings — and Paris Hilton is apparently not interested in helping that particular business advertise. Page Six claims that it alerted Paris’ hardworking spokesperson, Elliott Mintz, to ads that have appeared on phone kiosks in NYC that say:
“Your closet’s so shallow, it makes Paris look deep.”
Mintz reportedly told Paris’ lawyer about the ads, who allegedly fired off a cease-and-desist letter to the storage company — which was so effective that the ad …
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