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Jane Fonda has hit out at Paris Hilton, insisting she is “glad” the socialite was handed a jail sentence for violating her probation.
During an appearance on Larry King’s talk show last night, the 69-year-old actress claimed those less privileged than the hotel heiress would have received an ever harsher punishment.
She said, “I’m glad she’s being sentenced. I’m glad she is going to do the time. If she were black, if she were poor, she would have done it much sooner. Maybe the first time that she had an offense. I believe …
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Paris Hilton just issued the following statement through her new attorney:
“After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
I had my hand slapped recently by Paris Hilton’s attorney after I painted crabs scurrying near the vicinity of her crotch. A warning to other artists and bloggers: you may not add crustaceans to any of your creative interpretations of Paris Hilton because doing so implies Ms. Hilton has loathsome diseases and you’ll be threatened with defamation. However, no one said anything was wrong with painting Paris Hilton as a crab. The Heiress Crab is an invasive species of crustacean found in Southern California. It …
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“Hey, Prince! How many seconds did it take Paris Hilton to run off the stage when you challenged her to sing live?”
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Paris Hilton has launched a grass-roots campaign for her favorite cause: herself.
The hotel heirhead writes (in her own spelling) on her MySpace page: “My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. . . I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!”
The petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, asks that Paris be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license, for …
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Paris Hilton is making the, um, modest claim that the police pull her over with the express purpose of flirting with her, not citing her.
In an interview given before she was sentenced to 45 days in jail last Friday, Paris tells Harper’s Bazaar (via the New York Post) that policemen routinely stop her and ask, “What’s your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?” Paris sniffs that she thinks the alleged accosting is, like, sooooo “annoying.”
“I think I get in trouble because of who I am,” she declared.
That, and because she …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
The Jail Bird is squawking mad because she thinks her prison sentence is “cruel and unfair”. She refuses to take responsiblity for driving under the influence or for driving with a suspended license. The Jail Bird is very lucky she didn’t kill someone when she drunkenly swerved her Mercedes into the In-n-Out Burger drive thru late one night.That would be “cruel and unfair”. The Jail Bird believes she’s above the law because of “who she is” and continues to blame others for …
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