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Paris Hilton officially surrendered to the L.A. County Sheriff to begin her 23-day sentence last night. The Sheriff reportedly devised a plan of surrendering miles away from the actual site where Paris will be doing time because the crush of paparazzi at the jail created a potential safety hazard.
Paris was then driven to the jail in Lynwood, where she is now serving her sentence.
However, the party girl couldn’t surrender before shaking her jailbird tailfeather on the pink carpet at the MTV Movie Awards, where host Sarah Silverman drew loud cheers just …
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Much like the rest of her life, Paris Hilton is planning to strut into jail with as much primp and circumstance as she can next week — and she’ll be writing a diary while in prison that she hopes to sell for “a million dollars.”
The New York Daily News reports that the jailbird-to-be has ordered stylists to show up at her Hollywood Hills home on Monday morning, and she’s going to try to pull a Naomi Campbell when she shows up to don her orange jumpsuit — that is, making sure …
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The ever-angelic Paris Hilton left her home yesterday armed with a photo op-ready Bible and book entitled “The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment” — likely hoping that her “continued good behavior” would further diminish her jail sentence.
The paparazzi didn’t catch Paris, however, when she later had to pick up a copy of this:
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In the wake of being sentenced to jail, Paris Hilton has been turning to an unexpected source for guidance: God. Yes, the heiress was recently spotted praying at church in Los Angeles — and only Holy Candy has the exclusive on her private conversation with God:
Are you there God? It’s me, Paris.
I know I haven’t talked to you much lately — well, ever — and I should have told you this, like, a long time ago – but thank you for making me so hot. Like, hotter than any …
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When I think of Paris Hilton in jail, this is the image that comes to mind. According to The Sun, the female inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility include “violent robbers, hookers, junkies and a mob of butch lesbians who control by force”. Perhaps I’ve watched too many cheesy women’s prison films, but wouldn’t it be great for Hilton’s “career” if she starred in a remake of Caged Heat or The Big Bird Cage when (or if) she …
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Media heiress/ pardoned bank robber Patty Hearst sent a letter to TMZ today in response to a segment to air on The Insider about the supposed advice she’s been giving Paris Hilton about doing time in the Big House:
Dear TMZ,
Imagine my surprise upon learning of the “advice” I had been giving Paris Hilton. In spite of reports to the contrary, I can assure you that I have not had any contact with Paris (or any member of her family) regarding her upcoming jail time, or any other matter. Like Governor Schwarzenegger, …
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A whopping three Paris Hilton supporters showed up at a well-publicized rally in New York City today to overturn her prison sentence.
An observer claims a reporter for Access Hollywood was even laughing as he filmed the whole thing.
When the lackluster protest fizzled, the “supporters” asked: “We still get a free night at The Hilton, right?”
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