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Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail by Judge Sauer to serve the entirety of her 45-day sentence, prompting Paris to reportedly scream “IT’S NOT RIGHT!” and start crying for her mother.
Okay, I just giggled. Can’t help it.
If only Court TV could have aired this. Talk about good reality TV. Much more entertaining than Paris and Nicole giving enemas to people at fitness camp, that’s for sure.
Paris is now being escorted back to her old digs at Lynwood, where she will presumably continue brushing up on …
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The world has come to a virtual stop over the Paris Hilton Prison Scandal, with people glued to MSNBC to get the latest on her court hearing and throngs of reporters and helicopters watching her every move.
Holy Candy has the blow-by-blow on how Paris’ morning unfolded:
8:00 AM — Paris cries over how unfair this is!
8:15 AM — Paris gets her hair and makeup done for court!
9:15 AM– Paris goes to the bathroom!
9:17 AM — Paris checks herself out …
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The Los Angeles City Attorney filed a motion today asking to have Paris Hilton returned to jail to serve out her full sentence — and a judge has, indeed, ordered Paris back to his Los Angeles courtroom, telling her she must attend tomorrow morning’s hearing.
Yes, folks — she could be sent BACK to the Big House.
According to “Paris Hilton Prison Watch 24/7,” aka TMZ, the City Attorney is also demanding that the Sheriff’s Department show why it should not be held in contempt of court for violating the very honorable …
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Law Enforcement officials have finally come clean about Paris Hilton’s dire “medical condition,” telling TMZ that it was purely psychological and she was close to having a nervous breakdown.
A psychiatrist visited Paris in jail yesterday and the day before. Apparently, after his visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton’s mental state was fragile and she was at risk — and the County Jail medical team made the final decision to spring Paris based on that evaluation.
Sounds like Paris is a good actress, after all. Because according to …
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Paris Hilton has been fitted for an ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Paris from jail due to “medical reasons” — which is, of course, legalese for “complete bullsh*t.”
Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, they say she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”
Reporters hammered away about Paris’ so-called medical condition during a press conference …
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DAY THREE
Dear Diary,
Okay, so maybe prison isn’t, like, the worst place in the world. I’m sure there are probably worse places, like those awful countries where Angelina orders her babies from. Or strip malls.
They made me take out my contacts today. I cried so hard, because now I look more like Skipper than Barbie — when NICOLE is supposed to be the Skipper to MY Barbie! — and now everyone in here knows I don’t really have blue eyes. How did they know I wore contacts, anyway? They looked so …
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DAY ONE-AND-THREE-QUARTERS
Dear Diary,
Oh. My. God. Prison is the most DISGUSTING place I’ve ever been to — even worse than that hospital in Miami with all the bald kids that my publicist made me visit even though Diddy was having a HOT party at Mansion. God, that sucked. I’m so cold in here, but I can’t cover up because the sheets are totally gross, like they just grabbed them from the dumpster. Or worse, from a Best Western. Ick. All I do is sit in my cell all …
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