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Paris Hilton’s “Rough Prison Life” Includes Make-Up & Cute Pink Scrubs

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Despite Paris Hilton’s bitching and moaning about the horrors of prison, one inmate who served time with her claims she’s been treated “like a princess.”

Soraya Lopez says Paris — who has special attention with her own security guard stationed at her bedside — has become “top dog” in jail, claiming the heirhead is even wearing lip gloss and mascara, as well as white-and-pink polka dot prison scrubs, rather than the orange suit that most prisoners wear.

Meanwhile, other women in the Lynwood jail are forced to use coffee grounds and fruit punch …


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Posted by CandyJune 15, 2007

Paris Hilton Seeks Help of God, Plastic Surgeon

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Us Weekly reports that during Paris Hilton’s brief time under house arrest, she had a very special visitor: a plastic surgeon.

Yes, Paris used her newfound freedom to meet with “plastic surgeon to the stars,” Dr. Steven Hoefflin, who has reportedly done work on Sly Stallone, Joan Rivers and Michael Jackson (not the best of portfolios).

A “source” says Hoefflin is something akin to the Hilton family’s private doctor, consulting with family members on medical issues — including, but not limited to, cosmetic issues.

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Posted by CandyJune 14, 2007

In Couples News… Paris Hilton and God:  Dunzo!

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Despite all the positive PR spin — er… I mean, news — surrounding Paris Hilton’s stint in prison to surface over the last few days — such as her acceptance of her sentence and newfound “relationship” with God — X17 reports that Paris is no longer putting her trust in a higher power, with her mental state taking a recent turn for the worse during her stay at the Twin Towers mental health facility.

In fact, they say that Paris has been assigned “three additional guards to watch her ’round the clock.” …


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Posted by CandyJune 12, 2007

Paris Hilton Feels the Heat, So She Sees the Light

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Nicky Hilton and Paris’ ex-boyfriend/abuser of the homeless and women, Stavros Niarchos, cut in line at prison yesterday to visit their favorite li’l jailbird.

“She’s being strong,” Nicky told reporters after the visit at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility’s medical ward.

Paris also called Barbara Walters yesterday to clear up some of the rumors and spew a bunch of publicist-recommend B.S. Paris revealed that she will get out of the Big House on June 25th — and that she’s had a “spiritual awakening” that has inspired her to devote herself to different charities.

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Posted by CandyJune 11, 2007

The Paris Prison Diaries

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DAY FIVE

Dear Diary,

I WANT MY MOMMY!

Dreaming of down comforters and death to Judge Sauer…

Love myself always,

Paris


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Posted by CandyJune 9, 2007

Paris Hilton: Please Make Her Go Away

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 Paris Hilton juxtaposed with report of possible catastrophic tiger extinction

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 Paris Hilton juxtaposed with article about 50 more years in Iraq

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 Paris Hilton juxtaposed with report of US anti-missile plans in Eastern Europe. The relentless media hysteria surrounding the Paris Hilton saga really bothered me today. It’s my opinion that her pathetic story belongs on …


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Posted by adminJune 9, 2007

Paris Hilton: Media Distraction

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Why is Paris Hilton coverage a top “breaking news” story on CNN??? Shouldn’t they be busying themselves with more important issues….like actual news? I guess not. Paris is so much more important. Sure, discussions of Paris Hilton belong on the gossip blogs and forums, but not in our national news. A blatant display of bread and circuses, folks. Whew, just had to get that off my chest. Rant over. Since so many people emailed me the photo, …


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Posted by adminJune 8, 2007