Archive for the ‘Paris Hilton’ Category
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Filed under: Beauty, Paris Hilton, Pop Quizzes
The most awesome part about Paris Hilton’s fake hair, “The Bandit,” is:
1) It’s got the same name as a dog with its own MySpace page;
2) Free crabs with each purchase!;
3) “Every Time” is spelled incorrectly;
4) Raquel Welch is gonna have to bust a cap in Paris’ ass now;
5) None of the above. The most awesome part is ____________.
P.S. — 14 is on vay-cay and I’m currently in Barcelona (quite the European traveler these days!), which is why we’re updating less frequently. I know… …
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Filed under: Celebutards, Drunk Clowns, Paris Hilton
Barron Hilton has followed in the esteemed footsteps of sister Paris by pleading no contest to DUI.
A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron learn firsthand about the ramifications of drinking and driving with a visit the L.A. County Morgue. Of course, showing him THIS would be even more effective in demonstrating the dangers of drinking:
Barron was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.
The youngest Hilton sibling was arrested in February after cops say he drove drunk, …
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Error: The Folder [/mnt/gs01/herd04/36656/domains/circushour.com/html/wp-content/image-headlines] is not writeable.Paris Hilton Asks If She Can Buy Pussy
Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Paris Hilton
Our most embarrassing export since David Hasselhoff, Paris Hilton, reportedly kept the locals amused during her recent visit to South Africa, where she accompanied her boyfriend du jour, Benji Madden.
The couple was in town for the My Coke Fest music event, which sounds like it would be popular with musicians such as Amy Winehouse and the recently jailed Pete Doherty.
A hotel spy revealed:
“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal …
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Error: The Folder [/mnt/gs01/herd04/36656/domains/circushour.com/html/wp-content/image-headlines] is not writeable.The Paris Hilton Clodhopper Pony For Girls
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art, Pop Culture
Toys R Us is selling a line of Runway Magic “fashion fillies” for little girls fascinated with horses and the fashion industry (!) and one of them looks remarkably like Paris Hilton. Okay, I admit I digitally altered the eye to give it more wonk, but get a load of those hooves and blonde extensions. If I’m not mistaken, the shoes and clothing look like they were designed by Paris too. See the original version here. Much thanks to sharp-eyed observer Yvonne for sending this tidbit to us.
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Filed under: Paris Hilton
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Previously thought to inhabit the forests of the Northwest — or solely in the imaginative minds of human beings — Bigfoot recently was spotted buying overpriced clothes at a pretentious West Hollywood boutique.
“We knew the creature’s feet would be big, but not that freaky-looking,” said a frightened onlooker. “It also had problems forming multisyllabic words, preferring to communicate in unintelligible giggles and blown kisses. Clearly, English is not its first language,” he added.
Stay tuned for more developments…
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Wanted
[Original Shaman story; More about Paris Hilton’s sham of a Shaman]
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Error: The Folder [/mnt/gs01/herd04/36656/domains/circushour.com/html/wp-content/image-headlines] is not writeable.So a Blonde and a Shaman Walk into a Photo Op…
Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton received a blessing from a Shaman at a West Hollywood bookstore over the weekend, surrounded by a few dozen of her closest paparazzi friends. Only we at Circus Hour have access to their innermost thoughts:
PARIS: This is even hotter than that Bible photo op.
SHAMAN: Why do I get the feeling she’s not really taking me to see the Hollywood Sign?
PARIS: Look serious, Paris, look serious. Remember what your acting coach said: think about something sad. Like ugly people.
SHAMAN: Hope …
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