Archive for the ‘Oprah’ Category
Filed under: Beauty, Featured, Oprah
HOT PICK: Discarded Prepuce
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Although the genesis and overwhelmingly sour smell of the cream initially made the Circus Hour team eloquently say, “Ew,” as soon as we heard ageless talk show hosts Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters were fans of the “collagen-rejuvenating” mucous membrane, we knew we couldn’t resist!
“It’s a bit ironic that this particular cream would erase wrinkles, but as long as Oprah endorses it, count me …
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Filed under: Entertainment, Media, Oprah
The Scientologists ain’t got nothin’ on Oprah in terms of world domination…
Not content with dominating most every facet of media, Oprah Winfrey is now getting her own darn TV network, too.
Yes, Oprah, who wasn’t happy with her investment in Oxygen because “it didn’t reflect her vision at all,” is forming a 50-50 joint venture with Discovery Communications to launch the Oprah Winfrey Network — or OWN.
The real Queen of All Media will be chairman of the network and have “full editorial control,” with responsibility for programming, branding and creative vision.
Screw Guitar Hero — I …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Julia Roberts, Oprah
Julia Roberts showed off a photo of her five-month-old son for the first time on Oprah yesterday, saying that: “There’s been a lot of curiosity but there’s not been a picture of him. I thought I would just show everybody.”
Pretty selfish of you to do that, Julia! You should have sold the picture to OK! magazine and donated the money to Candy’s Miu Miu Handbag Fund, er… I mean, to Oprah’s Angel Network. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
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Filed under: Celebrities, Oprah
Jerry Seinfeld’s wife Jessica went on Oprah last week to promote her cookbook (*yawn*), Deceptively Delicious — and, surprise, surprise, it became a national best-seller the following week. So when Jerry visited Oprah yesterday to promote Bee Movie (*yawn*… sorry, I must be tired), with Jessica sitting in the front row, Oprah took the opportunity to inform everyone that Jessica had thanked her by sending 21 freakin’ pairs of mostly Christian Louboutin shoes. Yes, 21 pairs of $1000 shoes. Which, by my calculations, equals… one MILL-ion dollars! Oh wait, no — it’s …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Oprah
As if we needed more proof that Britney Spears has lost her mind, Star Magazine claims she has also turned down an invitation to appear on Oprah:
“Oprah called Britney personally,” a Harpo mole revealed. “But despite repeated attempts, Britney never had the courtesy to call her back.”
Wow. To leave Oprah hanging like that…? That is rude with a capital YOU’RE UP SH*T CREEK NOW, BRITNEY! That’s right, now all the Taco Bells are going to “coincidentally” close their drive-thru windows when Britney pulls up and Starbuck’s will exercise their right to refuse her Frappuccinos …
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Filed under: Oprah
Rosie O’Donnell, who’s pimping her book o’ crazy and insults, Celebrity Detox, has turned down Oprah’s offer to be on her show — which, as we all know, sells more books than a naked book drive. (Why are you looking at me like that? Don’t you have those in your neighborhood?)
So why would Rosie turn down the Goddess of All Media (other than the fact that she’s, you know, crazy)? “She’s doing an interview with Diane Sawyer instead,” a Page Six spy said. Rosie’s rep claims, “Rosie has always been …
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Filed under: Oprah
In spite of yesterday’s report, Oprah Winfrey’s father, Vernon, says is not writing a tell-all about his world-famous daughter’s wild childhood.
“There is no book,” he told TV Guide, denying high-profile reports that he’s been peddling a memoir titled Things Unspoken. “We might think about it later on,” he added.
Although the philanthropist/high priestess of all things media has said she has a good relationship with her dad and talks to him all the time, Oprah was apparently surprised by the rumored memoir. So did …
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