Archive for the ‘Nicole Richie’ Category
Filed under: Celebutards, Convos of the Rich & Famous, Nicole Richie
LIONEL: Look, world! My daughter has cleavage now!
NICOLE: Dad really needs to stop talking about my breasts.
SOPHIA: I’m so happy Nicole had a baby! Now I can wear all her old clothes.
LIONEL: What a rack, huh? Am I right, or am I right?
NICOLE: [SIGHS] At least I’ve finally done something to make him proud.
SOPHIA: Um, what’s a girl gotta do to get some attention ’round here? I should talk to that Jamie Lynn Spears…
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Filed under: Nicole Richie
Santa’s bad little Vicodin Elf was pulled over and given a DUI after she was spotted driving the wrong way on a freeway. She admitted to smoking pot and taking vicodin before getting behind the wheel, but she only did it because she had menstrual cramps. I didn’t know menstrual cramps gave starlets the carte blanche to climb into giant SUVs and barrel down the freeway going the opposite direction, but that’s the hare-brained logic of celebrity culture for you. Nicole Richie’s …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie is reportedly seeking treatment to find out “why she can’t gain weight”. While we’re happy she’s finally taking care of her health, we wonder if she’ll still make headlines once she returns to a less shocking size. If she’s not a walking skeleton in a baggy size 0 bikini, will she still appear on the glossy covers of tabloids? If she’s at a healthy weight, will the paparazzi still stalk her for the elusive money shot of Nicole consuming food? …
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Filed under: Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies, Nicole Richie
This vintage-style pulp novel is modeled after those fantastic sci-fi paperbacks of the 50’s and 60’s. In this twisted story of unleashed terror and spine-tingling horror, a mad scientist clones Nicole Richie in order to add to his macabre collection of human curiosities…but his experiment goes terribly wrong when the clones continue multiplying. Forming an unruly mob, they break out of the laboratory and begin to terrorize the beaches across the U.S. Can these angry starving clones be stopped before it’s too late? This Halloween parody created …
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Randomly scattered on the floor of my art studio was an anatomy book, a page torn from Star magazine showing a “pin-thin” Nicole Richie, and a newspaper article about the decline of the American public school system. At that moment, I had a nightmarish vision…
What if the obsession with celebrity continues to infiltrate our culture? Will it trickle into our schools? Will celebrities hire themselves out to appear in the pages of textbooks so that kids will be interested in study? …
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Filed under: If Artist X painted Celebrity X, Nicole Richie
Austrian Expressionist painter Egon Schiele is best known for his haunting paintings of
solitary figures. His models often looked bored, uncomfortable,
somewhat hollow-eyed and tended to be bony thin. I think if he were
around today, he would chose Nicole Richie as one of his subjects. Medium: Charcoal, pastel and acrylic on paper stained with chai tea.
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If you’ve browsed through the latest fashion magazines, then you’ve likely seen Nicole Richie’s beautifully photographed Jimmy Choo ads. We were curious how film director and photographer Brett Ratner was able to capture the overwrought drama displayed in the photos, so we asked our in-house photo analysis team to investigate. SCANDAL! They were able to uncover the original photograph before it was transformed with extensive airbrushing:
[PRE-AIRBRUSHED IMAGE. Click to enlarge]
The annoyed expression and exaggerated gesticulation displayed by Nicole and her companion is NOT …
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