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And Now This Word from Mariah Carey and ‘The Hills’ Girls

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Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Mariah Carey and Whitney Port at “The Hills” season three premiere

WHITNEY: Omigod! I’m standing next to Mariah Freakin’ Carey!

MARIAH: Who the f*ck are these chicks?

AUDRINA: Okay, ouch. Mariah is totally digging her elbow into my boob.

WHITNEY: Mom is going to flip when she hears about this. She has all of Mariah’s songs in her oldies collection!

MARIAH: I’m going to kill my agent.

WHITNEY: I should touch Mariah’s jacket.  I bet she wore that back in her Studio 75 days.

LAUREN: …


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Posted by CandyMarch 27, 2008

Deep Thoughts by Mariah Carey

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“Being a Grammy winner is cool. But being a Wet Seal Deal Club member…? Priceless.”


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Posted by CandyFebruary 27, 2008

“M” is for “Mo’ Money”

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Mariah Carey at the launch of her new fragrance “M by Mariah Carey” in NYC

My, what big… perfume bottles… you have, Mariah.


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Posted by CandyOctober 24, 2007

Vision of Liphair

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Mariah Carey before going in front of the cameras on BET’s 106 & Park

I’m not sure which is more embarrassing: Having your mustache removed in front of a live studio audience, or having “On-Set Lip Waxer” on your resume?

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Posted by CandyOctober 23, 2007

Don’t You Dare Watch Mariah Pee!

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Mariah Carey made no bathroom buddies at the recent VH1 Music Cares event. The crazy diva, who was “drinking deeply” (translation: getting wasted), invaded the ladies’ room with her two burly bodyguards, who tried to kick out two women who were already in there. Thankfully, the ladies held their ground, er… toilets… and refused to leave.

One of the women told NYDN that, “One of the bodyguards said to us, ‘If you’re going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.’  ”

OR ask her to spare a square! I can only …


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Posted by CandySeptember 28, 2007

Mariah Carey Has a Fabulous New Gig

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Mariah Carey donned her most conservative outfit for an event even more highly anticipated than Britney’s VMAs performance: the unveiling of the “Jury Duty Social Awareness” stamp. Finally!

As you’re surely aware, yesterday was also Jury Appreciation Day. In honor of this special day, I have compiled a list of Top 10 Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty:

10. Say you get dizzy weighing evidence (if excuse not already taken by J. Simpson)

9. Ask if you can bring your crack-addicted cat

8. Clear the building by wearing Britney’s smelly …


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Posted by CandySeptember 13, 2007

Only Mariah

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Only Mariah would sport platform heels, a corset belt, nighttime sunglasses and a glass of champers on the snowy streets of Aspen. Of course, I once climbed the Mayan Ruins in three-inch heels — but no glass of Dom. (Because nobody offered.) [SOURCE]


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Posted by CandyDecember 21, 2006