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Filed under: Convos of the Rich & Famous, Madonna

MADONNA: He’s doing it again, isn’t he?

JUSTIN: Actually, I think he’s making fun of me.

MADONNA: Oh, please –

JUSTIN: He told me I look like I should be serving drinks!

MADONNA: And mopping them up with the Brillo pad on your head.

JUSTIN: Excuse you?

MADONNA: Did I say that out loud? Just kidding. I think it’s… cute… you’re growing out your hair again…

JUSTIN: And I was just being nice. He’s totally vogueing.

MADONNA: Bollocks! I knew it! That smartass little f*cker.

JUSTIN: I was 12 when that song came out.

MADONNA: You can shut up now.

JUSTIN: (GLANCES BACK) Um, Madonna…?

MADONNA: That’s the opposite of shutting up.

JUSTIN: He’s not moving. Like, at all.

MADONNA: Oh. (SHRUGS*) That’s what he gets for mocking me on MY night. The cleaning crew will get him later. Wanna hit the after-party?

JUSTIN: Yeah, baby. Me and Madonna are bringing SexyBack!

MADONNA: Don’t ever bloody say that again.

JUSTIN: Sorry.

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Filed under: Madonna, Madonna Art

 A few months ago Cracked magazine asked me to create two illustrations to accompany a controversial article about the recent trend of celebrity overseas adoption. The illustrations can be found in the Jan/Feb 2007 issue, available at newsstands now. I’ve only briefly followed the Madonna adoption story so I don’t know what all the brouhaha is about, but I do remember reading that Sharon Osbourne compared Madge’s adoption to “getting a Louis Vuitton handbag.” Angelina Jolie isn’t too pleased about …

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Filed under: Madonna, Madonna Art, Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies

Do you recognize this person? She graced the cover of a recent issue of Out magazine and was so heavily photoshopped it was hard to recognize that it was Madonna. Why this growing trend of transforming women on magazine covers into space aliens? Maybe it’s all part of a conspiracy. An interesting theory making the rounds among UFO/Alien enthusiasts is that aliens are simply time-traveling super-evolved humans visiting Earth from the future. If that’s the case, we speculate Madonna …

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Filed under: Madonna, Madonna Art, Tom Cruise

Madonna and Tom Cruise are two of the entertainment industry’s most vocal religious zealots. According the the Drudge Report, Madonna says”we’re all going to hell” if we don’t change our “wicked behavior”, andthat we are “enslaved… by the material world.”  She doesn’t explainhow she’s going to get rid of her own trappings of the material world.What is she going to do with her expensive designer wardrobe, herluxury autos, her $500 beauty creams, or her several mansions?According to her logic, she better get rid of them all or …

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