Archive for the ‘Lindsay Lohan’ Category
Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
The Lohan Party Panda can be found roaming the hottest clubs across New York, Las Vegas and Hollywood. Quite often, it can also be spotted in various hospital emergency rooms. This lusty little red panda has an enormous appetite for the male species and is a highly skilled predator. The Party Panda’s natural enemy is the Paris Hilton Ass Ostrich and one may observe their warring behavior documented inside the pages of The Glossy Field Guide to Hollywood Animals. Medium: Ink and …
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
There has been an alarming increase in the frequency of starlet crotch
photos across the blogosphere. You’d have to be from Jupiter if you’ve
not yet seen photos of Paris Hilton’s weathered bits splashed all over
the internet. If you’ve checked the gossip blogs lately, you’ve also
been subjected to the regrettable vision of Lindsay Lohan’s
"fire crotch" as she exits a vehicle while wearing a miniskirt sans
underwear in front of a pack of eager paparazzi. Our reporters here at
Gallery of the Absurd wanted to get to the bottom of this disturbing
trend and we can now share with you what we learned:
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
Lindsay Lohan’s swinging love life could easily be mistaken for one of those trashy pulp fiction novels from the 50’s and 60’s. With her come-hither, yet dazed eyes, she’s the perfect model of man eating temptress typically shown on the covers of lurid vintage paperbacks. Consider these actual titles…Born For Sin, Man Bait, or Lust is a Woman and imagine how natural Lindsay would look pictured on the cover. One can hardly keep up with reports of who she’s dating, one week it’s Brett …
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie
Worship ye at the Shrine of the Hollywood Beauty Standard.
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie appear to have stopped eating….but that hasn’t stopped them from stepping out to the clubs every night! Need a hot date for a night out in Hollywood? Just borrow a lifesize skeleton from a high school anatomy classroom and toss a blonde wig on it.
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