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Lindsay Lohan also shed about ten years off her looks by returning to the dark (auburn) side. Lindsay debuted her improved locks at the James Blunt concert last night, where James anemically warbled, “You’re beautiful… it’s true,” causing thousands of girls to spontaneously combust with pure joy — a sight that hasn’t been seen since the Bryan Adams’ “Everything I Do, I Do It For You” incident of 1992.
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Lindsay Lohan is — shocker! — returning to her old ways, having reportedly “knocked back at least two” vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn in NYC.
Lilo downed the drinks while partying with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and MTV reality “star” Brody Jenner, sources tell Rush & Molloy. And she later got pissed at the paparazzi because she didn’t want to be photographed with Brody, who’s apparently her boyfriend du jour. Can’t blame her. I wouldn’t want to be seen with him either.
“Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions …
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Lindsay Lohan looks like this because:
1) Her doctor recommended some fresh air for her cheeks after suffocating them in leggings for 92 straight days;
2) Her ass is tired of her boobs getting all the attention;
3) Her shirt is trying to hide in embarrassment from being worn as a dress;
4) She is getting in character for her next movie, I Know Who Mooned Me;
5) Three words: Playtex Product Placement;
6) None of the above. It’s because ____________.
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
What do you know, I received another celebrity greeting card today and this time it’s from the Lohans. Dina likes to party with her kids, so she arranged for a 2:00 am photo shoot inside Ali’s favorite LA nightclub last Wednesday. Don’t they look cute? Apparently, the kids’ ex-jailbird father showed up and refused to leave. There was a mild squirmish when Dina screamed at him to get out of the photos, “You aren’t even dressed properly! And for …
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Oh the agony of the heart that craves the love it cannot have. Troubled party girl Lindsay Lohan has finally checked into rehab in order to recover from her insatiable desire for vodka. The name of the rehab facility is Wonderland. Does the treatment involve the attending of Mad Tea Parties and the chasing of white rabbits? Maybe for Lindsay, but not for anyone else in residence. Sources claim she’s given special treatment because of her celebrity status and has turned …
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Strawberry Quik, an artificially flavored powdered drink mix favored by sugar-infused children, has been transformed into a cocaine condiment allegedly favored by certain booze-infused starlets. Strawberry Quik imparts a fashionable shade of baby pink and balances the bitter aftertaste with a cloying sugary sweetness. When Page Six ran a blind item asking “which hard-partying Hollwood starlet…cuts her coke with strawberry Quik”, bloggers were quick to speculate Lindsay Lohan as the culprit. I wonder how the Nestle Company feels about Lindsay’s …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, If Artist X painted Celebrity X, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
La Primavera is one of Sandro Botticelli’s best known paintings. The angelic figures shown in this ethereal work of art all represent mythological characters. While viewing this painting at the Uffizi, my eyes were drawn to the fluid movement and delicate beauty of the Three Graces. According to Greek mythology, the Three Graces represent beauty, charm and joy. Contemporary mythological characters such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are the antithesis of grace. This makes them the Three Disgraces. They represent sleaze, …
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