Archive for the ‘Lindsay Lohan’ Category

Lindsay Lohan Has a New “Got ‘Stache?” Ad

Filed under: Advertising Parodies, Lindsay Lohan

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Posted by Candy1March 15, 2008

Long-Lost Twins

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Twins

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LEFT: Fourteen-year-old Ali Lohan at the NYC premiere of High School Confidential

RIGHT: The more fresh-faced Angie Harmon, 35, at some premiere or another


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Posted by CandyMarch 6, 2008

Must-Miss TV:  Dina Lohan’s Reality Show Added to Schedule

Filed under: Desperate Clowns, Lindsay Lohan, Television

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Dina Lohan continues to milk the cash cow that is her offspring, having managed to officially score a spot on E!’s summer line-up with her reality show, Living Lohan.

The series will follow Dina as she juggles everyday life with managing 14-year-old daughter Ali’s entertainment career. Ali, as we all know, wants to follow in her sister’s esteemed footsteps of singing, acting and boozing – and plans to record songs at Las Vegas’ Palms Casino on the show. Because there’s no better place …


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Posted by CandyMarch 4, 2008

Ali Lohan Has Her Priorities Straight

Filed under: Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan has been arrested twice for DUI, possession of cocaine and transportation of a narcotic — and to rehab twice — so it only makes sense that lil’ sis Ali Lohan has her heart set on becoming just like her.

“I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does,” the 14-year-old told Teen Vogue. “Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it’s so cool when people look up to you.”

Ali hopes her upcoming reality show – which she says …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 27, 2008

Clean Family Fun:  Michael Lohan Talks About His Daughter’s Breasts

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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Because Lindsay Lohan’s parents can’t take a piss without issuing a press release about it — “DINA LOHAN TESTS ASPARAGUS THEORY! — Michael Lohan, of course, felt compelled to talk to Us Weekly about Lindsay’s recent topless pictures.

Papa Lohan approves of his daughter’s decision to recreate the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot known as “The Last Sitting” for New York magazine, saying that, “Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career.” [Ed. note: Yeah, porn!] “It’s her decision. The fact that the …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 21, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s Firecrotch Never Met a Hose It Didn’t Like

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan, whose talented firecrotch can sense any man’s hose within a mile radius, was once again working her “charms” at an L.A. club Tuesday night, this time with Adrian “Wolf Man” Grenier and Leonardo “Supermodel Aficionado” DiCaprio.

LiLo first gravitated to Adrian, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the Entourage star (and secretly dreamed of clawing Lindsay’s eyes out, à la Mean Girls), Linds brushed herself off and made her way over to the table where Leo was partying …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 15, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Thinks Ahead

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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Good thinking, Linds — no need to do your hair because no one’s gonna be looking above your neck, anyway.

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Posted by CandyFebruary 14, 2008