Archive for the ‘Julia Roberts’ Category

Attack of the Monster Umbrella

Filed under: Celebrities, Julia Roberts

There are a few things in life that truly irk me. People who pound on elevator request buttons as though that’s going to make it come faster, for instance. Grocery carts with one bad wheel. Being put on speakerphone without asking. Those who tell me to “smile!”

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And then there’s the party of one — in this case, Julia Roberts — who finds it necessary to use an umbrella the size of Kanye West’s ego, rendering it nearly impossible for anyone else to share the sidewalk.

Really, is it too much to ask to use human-sized coverage? Or perhaps wear one of those stylish umbrella hats?

Yeah, I know, I know… I should just let it go and “smile!”


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Posted by CandyMarch 5, 2008

Catfight Alert:  Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts Edition

Filed under: Brangelina, Celebrities, Julia Roberts

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File this one under: Not likely to be true, but too juicy to ignore.

According to the pillar of journalism that is Star magazine, Julia Roberts is no fan of Angelina Jolie, who she’s branded an untalented homewrecker. Yes, after watching A Mighty Heart with a bunch of friends at her Malibu home, Julia allegedly told her guests:

“I would rarely say this, but I think I could have done a better job with this film.” The Star source adds, “And they loved her reaction. Angie isn’t exactly the most …


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Posted by CandyNovember 26, 2007

Julia Roberts Unveils Baby Henry

Filed under: Celebrities, Julia Roberts, Oprah

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Julia Roberts showed off a photo of her five-month-old son for the first time on Oprah yesterday, saying that: “There’s been a lot of curiosity but there’s not been a picture of him. I thought I would just show everybody.”

Pretty selfish of you to do that, Julia! You should have sold the picture to OK! magazine and donated the money to Candy’s Miu Miu Handbag Fund, er… I mean, to Oprah’s Angel Network. Yeah, that’s the ticket.


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Posted by CandyNovember 20, 2007

Julia Roberts Picks Up Award and Probably Some Free Hors D’Oeuvres

Filed under: Celebrities, Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts — whose look I once coveted so strongly, that I begged my mom for red hair and brown contacts — was honored with the 22nd Annual American Cinematheque Award on Friday night. A-listers such as Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Natalie Portman, Garry Marshall and Sally Field were among the guests who cheered on the Pretty Woman while receiving her award in Beverly Hills.

David Letterman and Richard Gere sent recorded tributes, but it was, of course, my boyfriend’s taped message that brought down the house. Speaking from a public bathroom, where …


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Posted by CandyOctober 14, 2007

Julia Roberts Welcomes a Baby Boy, Making Household Toilet Seat Situation Even More Uncertain

Filed under: Julia Roberts, Uncategorized

Julia Roberts gave birth to her third child today, a boy named Henry Daniel Moder.

Henry was born today in Los Angeles, weighing 8.5 lbs. “The Moder family is doing great,” her rep told People.

Julia and husband Danny are already parents to twins Hazel and Phinnaeus, who turned two years old in November.

While the twins are delighted to have another sibling, they are reportedly pissed that their little brother didn’t get a name that makes him sound like he should be playing shuffleboard at Shady …


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Posted by CandyJune 18, 2007

Julia Roberts’ Expanding Belly

Filed under: Celebrities, Julia Roberts

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Pretty mommy Julia Roberts stepped out with her ever-expanding belly — and her ever-growing children, two-year-old Hazel and Phinnaeus (seriously, when did they get so big?) — in Los Angeles.

If the Roberts-Moders ever had a play date with the Jolie-Pitts (Julia did co-star with Brad in Ocean’s Eleven and Twelve), that would equal a whole lot of kiddie craziness.


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Posted by CandyMarch 19, 2007