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LEFT: Jocelyn Wildenstein enjoying lunch and curbing our appetite for years to come

RIGHT: Sensitive man-beast, Vincent, enjoying life in a secret Utopian community of social outcasts and protecting his “beauty,” Catherine

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Manhattan socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein has undergone millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery to transform her once normal human face into the face of a cat.  She creates such a shocking spectacle whenever she goes out in public
that I decided she needs to start placing posters about town announcing
her upcoming appearances.  The New York press dubbed her "The Bride of Wildenstein" and recently, the National Enquirer delicately referred to her as a "rubber faced freak".  She scares the hell out of people, but she’s just a …

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