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Filed under: Animal Acts, Jessica Simpson
“[*HEAVY SIGH*] Even peering at the world through rose-colored glasses, it looks pretty bleak to me right now.”
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Jessica Simpson’s sweater looks like that because:
1) The stylish star wanted holes to accessorize the ones in her head;
2) Papa Joe’s nails are sharper than you think;
3) It keeps getting caught in her earrings;
4) She wanted to distract from the fact that she stole Madonna’s old gloves;
5) Some Cowboys fans didn’t appreciate how she leads Tony Romo around by his nipples;
6) None of the above. It looks like that because ____________.
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FLASHBACK ONE MINUTE EARLIER:
Jessica Simpson asks Tony Romo, “Where is this relationship going?”
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In today’s news that makes me happy to be a Packers fan…
Dallas fans are apparently so pissed at Jessica Simpson for “distracting” Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo that she has had to beef up her security, even employing a guard to stay with her in her gated L.A. home when she sleeps at night. “She definitely isn’t heading back to Texas for a while,” a source told OK! magazine.
Not making matters any better is blogger extraordinaire John Mayer, who took to the keyboard to defend his ex-girlfriend, writing:
“… That girl loves Texas more …
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From: giovanni poop [mailto:giovannipoop@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 10:26 PM
To: candy@holycandy.com
Subject: JESSICA SIMPSON COLLABORATION
Jessica was seen on Rodeo Dr. with Anahi member of the latin pop band RBD. The two spent money like crazy and seemed to be the best of friends. they met last week when jessica was in cabo, they both attended a party to which jess was accompanied by Tony Romo. their are lots of rumours going around that there will be a musical collaboration between Jess and RBD. thier is even a rumour that says that …
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There is a new Web site called “Ruin Romo” that is, well, devoted to ruining Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. They’re encouraging Panthers (a hockey team, I presume?) fans to download Jessica Simpson’s “demonic visage,” put it on a stick and wave it around in the crowd in Carolina this weekend. And Redskins fans in Washington, D.C. next weekend. Etcetera… until Tony Romo is destroyed. DESTROYED, they say!
As of this writing, 109,077 people had vowed TODAY to help Ruin Romo.
For those seeking to Ruin Romo with a more realistic …
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I always look forward to the steady stream of photo Christmas cards landing in my mailbox this time of year. It’s nice to see how the kids have grown, and everyone is wearing their holiday best while gathered ’round the warm glow of the Christmas tree. Even more exciting is the enclosed form letter detailing the year’s triumphs and tragedies: Cousin Stevie graduated high school with honors, Uncle Gene had hernia surgery, and crazy old Aunt Margaret sunk all her savings into …
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