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Filed under: Babies, Featured, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez Art

PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: J.Lo & Newborn Twins!
(Oh, and Marc, too. )

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Written by Candy Kirby

Max and Emme are ready for their six-million-dollar close-up: We have your first look at Jennifer Lopez and her bundles of joy.

Remove your shoes, put on a surgical mask, and go inside their home as the 38-year-old star and husband Marc Anthony, 39, talk about parenthood and break out their finest bling for an exclusive family photo album. Plus Lopez opens up about her sleepless nights waiting for the wet nurse …

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Filed under: Babies, Jennifer Lopez, Pop Quizzes

This is even worse than school, isn’t it? Well, I hope you’ve brushed up on your daily tabloid reading, because we’re putting you on the spot with this all-important question:

Which of these rumors about Jennifer Lopez’s parenting skills has NOT been reported?

1) She requires people to wear surgical masks before meeting Max and Emme;

2) She hired six bodguards to watch the twins 24 hours/day;

3) She has retained a professional baby masseuse and a trained color therapist for them;

4) She bought two small Shetland ponies for the babies….

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Filed under: Babies, Jennifer Lopez, Pop Quizzes

Congratulations to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, who welcomed twins on Thursday — a baby boy and baby girl. Awwww. Precious.

In honor of J.Lo finally popping out her kids, we thought we would pop a quiz on YOU.

The question: For Jennifer, the best part of having her babies is:

1) Cha-ching! Hello, $6-million deal with People! (Eat your $1.5 million heart out, Xtina.);

2) Finally having a captive audience for Gigli;

3) Her ass will no longer be jealous of her stomach getting all the …

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Filed under: Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez Art, Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony star in the blood curdling new horror biopic, El Corpse. The story follows the tragic journey of a woman who wakes up one day and realizes the man she married has been hiding a dark secret. Believing she wed a sexy, hot-blooded Latin American singer, her life is shattered when she learns the creature sleeping next to her has embalming fluid pumping through his veins. Little does she know he’s planning to whisk her away and imprison her in his subterranean love …

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Of all the gossip flying around about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, the most pervasive is 1.) J.Lo has a sizable caboose and 2.) Marc Anthony is scary looking. There is also speculation Marc is a “control freak”. Tabloids publish the observations of “body language experts” who claim that because Jen follows behind him, he is showing the world he’s the one in control. Apparently, he also tells her what to wear and flies into a jealous rage …

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