Archive for the ‘Jennifer Aniston’ Category

Most Depressing Cover Ever

Filed under: Jennifer Aniston, Media

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Sorry, girls. If you’ve been single for two years and hang out with your married friends, it means you’re going to die alone! If OK! says so, then it must be a fact.


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Posted by CandyAugust 23, 2007

No Girls’ Nights Out for Jennifer Aniston and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston

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For those of you who were convinced Jennifer Aniston was going to start babysitting Shiloh for the Jolie-Pitts and become BFF with the pouty-mouthed toddler while her parents gallivanted around the world, think again: Jen did NOT, in fact, meet the Messiah, despite recent reports in world-renowned publications such as Look magazine.

Yes, Jen’s rep is denying reports that she gave an interview in which she dishes on her former fling, Paul Sculfor, and a recent meeting with Brad Pitt and his offspring.

“I was very sad last month when [Sculfor] went back to live …


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Posted by CandyAugust 21, 2007

Deep Thoughts by Jennifer Aniston

Filed under: Deep Thoughts, Jennifer Aniston

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Jennifer Aniston goes paddle-surfing with Courteney Cox, David Arquette and li’l Coco

“Hmmm… on second thought, maybe this wasn’t the fastest way to escape the paparazzi.”


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Posted by CandyAugust 20, 2007

101 Ways to Inject Jennifer Aniston into Brangelina Stories

Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston

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In my weird, twisted mind, I imagine the tabloids have a dark dungeon — although I guess all dungeons are dark? — okay, just a dungeon where the editors cackle evilly — although I guess all cackles are evil? — okay, just cackle as they Photoshop cellulite dimples into Posh’s inner thighs and plot the latest Brangelina article. And for those articles, they have a pre-determined list of 101 ways to inject Jennifer Aniston into them, so the triangle lives forever, not unlike Kirk Douglas.

We have now arrived at #56 on that list:

Jennifer defends …


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Posted by CandyAugust 8, 2007

Bedroom Skills Battle:  Paul Sculfor vs. Brad Pitt Edition

Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston

jenpaulbrad.jpg Jennifer Aniston has reportedly told her new boytoy, British model Paul Sculfor, that he’s better in bed than ex-hubby Brad Pitt.

Yes, indeed, a tabloid reports that Jen has been bragging to her friends about Paul’s “impressive bedroom skills.”

A source close to Jennifer tells Star magazine: “She’s left Paul in no doubt that he is the man for her. She even let slip that he’s better in bed than either Brad or Vince!”

Thus concluding today’s “news item” that Paul totally planted.

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Posted by CandyJune 27, 2007

Jennifer Aniston Goes Literary (’Guess SmartWater Really Does Work)

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Jennifer Aniston attended the celeb-studded book party for New York Times best-selling author and “intuitionist” Laura Day in West Hollywood yesterday.

Laura’s series of books offer training in intuitive development and application, helping readers “apply intuition to life’s challenges, while developing skills such as telepathy.”

Instances in which honed intuition (instinctive knowing) is particularly useful include:

1. When your husband is working on a movie with a sexy co-star
2. When a script like, say, Rumor Has It crosses your path
3. When you’re considering sunbathing topless in your backyard
4. When you’re dating a man with …


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Posted by CandyJune 20, 2007

The One Where Rachel Scores a Model

Filed under: Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston’s summer plans just got a lot hotter… her new “mystery man,” according to People magazine, is smokin’ British model Paul Sculfor, and the pair already have been dating for several weeks.

The 6-foot-tall former boxer and construction worker has appeared in ads for Christian Dior and Jean Paul Gaultier. He and Jen were first spotted out together over Memorial Day weekend, when they had an intimate dinner at Santa Monica’s One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel and he was seen “gently …


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Posted by CandyJune 6, 2007