Archive for the ‘Jennifer Aniston’ Category
Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston
W magazine featured nine celebrities on their November cover — and capitalized on the never-ending Jen v. Angelina debate by pitting the two against each other in the rotation.
Well, a pesky reporter couldn’t help but ask Angelina Jolie about it during a Los Angeles press conference for Beowulf over the weekend. In response, Angie snapped, “Why would I comment on that? That’s important because…”
Last week, Jen’s rep also responded: “We were not happy about it…. We were shocked and disappointed that W ran that cover.”
A better question is, why …
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Filed under: Fame - Ain't It a Bitch, Jennifer Aniston
Ever wish you were famous? Well, snap out of it! Because with fame, comes reports from your bikini waxer about your anti-hair obsession — in Star magazine, no less.
Yes, poor Jennifer Aniston probably wishes she’d made Dawn DaLuise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery sign a confidentiality agreement right about now, as Dawn DaLuise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery is totally blabbing about Jen’s grooming habits “down under” (and I ain’t talkin’ about Australia):
“She’s neurotic about bikini waxes,” reveals Dawn Daluise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in LA, who used to visit the “Friends” …
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Filed under: Jennifer Aniston, Media
In news that’s about as scientific as you’re ever going to read on Holy Candy, Forbes has released its first-ever analysis of the top-selling celebrity faces. At the top of that list…? Yup, Jennifer Aniston.
You remember that Seinfeld episode where Newman keeps imagining Kramer as a tasty cooked turkey? That must be how tabloid editors imagine Jen — only as a big pile of tasty cash, rather than a Butterball.
The analysis covered the top six celebrity weeklies, based on newsstand sales, number of covers graced and consumer appeal gleaned from …
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Filed under: Jennifer Aniston
When the hell did this happen? And why was I not informed sooner? *SIGH* Jen and I have really grown apart since she’s refused to take my calls and invite me to any of the Aniston-Cox-Arquette outings…
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Yes, folks, Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom were spotted vacationing together in Mexico this weekend. Hmmm. Muy interesante. No word on how they met, the status of their relationship or how many margaritas they consumed, so Holy Candy will take a wild guess and …
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Filed under: Jennifer Aniston
Yeah, yeah, I know you’re too smart to fall for that ol’ tabloid trick.
I mean, it is Jennifer Aniston and Ben Affleck — and they are kissing — but they’re “allowed” to play tonsil hockey because it’s part of their “art,” you see. Yes, they are selflessly lending their lips to a scene in the movie, He’s Just Not That Into You. Although, judging by these pictures, I’m not quite sensing that theme yet.
Just between us, this is why things never worked out for Clooney and me. Had nothing to do …
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Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston
If I were Brad Pitt’s publicist, I would recommend steering clear of three topics during media interviews: 1) Bowel movement updates; 2) The ending of Meet Joe Black (Death should NOT come to life! Unless it’s a young Frank Sinatra coming to sweep me off my feet); and 3) Why he divorced Jennifer Aniston.
But alas…
Brad has opened up for the first time about his split with Jen, telling V magazine that:
“Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn’t erased in …
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Filed under: Jennifer Aniston
Duu-uude!
Babelini* Jennifer Aniston takes a surfing lesson in Hawaii, where she shows off her new bitchin’ moves — among other things.
Looks like she’s close to becoming a bum trucker, rather than a dundee. Oh, well. She’s probably garshed after rippin’ those waves.
*Excessive use of surf lingo courtesy of “Rippin’ H20” and the author’s intimate knowledge of “Point Break”
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