Archive for the ‘George Clooney’ Category
Filed under: George Clooney, Pop Quizzes
In this picture of George Clooney at the Leatherheads premiere, he is doing what?
1) Scolding the photographer who just complimented him on his “lovely daughter”;
2) Saying “pull my finger!”;
3) Counting the number of committed relationships he’s had in the past decade;
4) Making his girlfriend pretend to laugh with a corny joke about her dress: “Flapper? I hardly knew her!”;
5) None of the above. George is __________________.
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Filed under: Fashion, George Clooney
Former Fear Factor contestant, ex-Vegas cocktail waitress and current non-fiancee of George Clooney, Sarah Larson, walked the runway for Ashley Paige at Los Angeles Fashion Week.
I take it George is not a boob man. (I kid, I kid…! I’m not bitter! She’s adorable. *AHEM*)
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Filed under: George Clooney, R.I.P.
2003 - 2007
My Love Affair with George Clooney, which blossomed for years away from the prying eyes of the public, in the far more private regions of my imagination, has passed away in the greedy, reportedly diamond-wearing hands of his rumored FIANCEE, Sarah Larson — a lovely, truly lovely, woman who has an affinity for draping herself in Monet prints and eats scorpions for cash on TV. Couldn’t be happier for them.
Our Love Affair is survived by my fabricated memories of the times we …
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Filed under: George Clooney, Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies
Fabio has a big problem with birds. First he was humiliated and bloodied after a flock of ducks collided with his face as he rode a roller coaster. A few years later, he was attacked by a flying bird again after his date tried to take a picture of George Clooney sitting at a nearby table. I was seduced by the idea of Fabio and Gorgeous George embracing on the cover of one those cheesy romance novels Fabio …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, George Clooney
If Handsome George were a gorilla, this is what he’d look like. He’s the reigning Monkey King of Hollywood and no one can push him off his pedestal. Other alpha male primates such as Russell Crowe and Bill O’Reilly have tried to knock the Georgerilla’s crown off, but thus far have not succeeded. Aggressive female primates who’ve attempted to domesticate the wild Georgerilla have failed, but that doesn’t stop them from being lured by the Georgerilla’s smoothly seductive charms. If you are approached by …
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Filed under: George Clooney
A few weeks ago, Star magazine ran a large photo of George Clooney stuffing a huge hotdog in his mouth. I wasn’t planning on purchasing the magazine, but when I saw the photo, I had no other choice but to buy it. They really should have put this photo on the cover, sales would have skyrocketed. Medium: mixed media collage.
This is a comic I drew a few years ago and after …
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