Archive for the ‘Dumb Clowns’ Category
Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Media, Television
Just months after exploiting, er… helping Britney Spears in the hospital, “Doctor” Phil McGraw is trying to dig for ratings gold once again, posting bail for a Florida teenager jailed for beating another teen and posting it on the Web. Dr. Fool’s spokeswoman said in e-mail:
“We have helped guests and potential guests in the past when they need financial assistance to come on the show — assisting with clothing allowance, lost wages, accommodations, travel and necessities. In this case, certain staff members went beyond our guidelines (re: the …
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Filed under: Dumb Clowns
The faux rap star formerly known as Vanilla Ice — real name Robert Van Winkle, which explains why he goes by “Vanilla Ice” — was arrested last night at his Palm Beach home after an alleged altercation with his wife.
His wife, Laura, told police that he had kicked and hit her, but later told deputies he had only pushed her and that she wanted a divorce.
“He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter,” she reportedly told a deputy….
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Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Paris Hilton
Our most embarrassing export since David Hasselhoff, Paris Hilton, reportedly kept the locals amused during her recent visit to South Africa, where she accompanied her boyfriend du jour, Benji Madden.
The couple was in town for the My Coke Fest music event, which sounds like it would be popular with musicians such as Amy Winehouse and the recently jailed Pete Doherty.
A hotel spy revealed:
“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal …
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Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Fashion
Introducing balloon wear!
Just more proof that the fashion industry is full of hot air.
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebutards, Dumb Clowns
It’s funny. I was just thinking the other day, it’s been a while since the airwaves have been graced with a good musical duet. Like Sonny & Cher. Johnny Cash and June Carter. Britney Spears and Heidi Montag…
Say wha — ?!
Oh yes, folks, it be true. Heidi has run out of plastic surgery procedures to keep her in the pages of Us Weekly, so she took the other sure-fire route: by associating herself with Britney.
Apparently, Heidi and videographer extraordinaire Spencer Pratt got their hands on one of …
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Filed under: Dumb Clowns, Fashion
Behold the latest shoes to take Hollywood by storm. Yes, for the low, low price of $3500, you, too, can stylishly hobble around like stars such as Gwyenth Paltrow, Posh and Uma Thurman, who are snatching up these 5 1/2-inch creations by Briton Antonio Berardi.
Berardi said he was inspired by Latin American music and 1980s post-modernism, adding: “When you walk, it is almost on tiptoe. You look really dainty.”
I dunno, they look a little too comfortable for my taste. Think I’ll stick to my five-foot peg stilts. I’m sure Tom Cruise …
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