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Filed under: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Art, Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies
While walking the streets of San Francisco recently, I was assaulted by large posters advertising Donald Trump’s new book “THINK BIG AND KICK ASS”. Trump appears on the cover in his well-practiced You’re Fired pose, his mouth agape while his little paw points menacingly at the viewer. I burst out laughing right there on the sidewalk and soon noticed a nearby store window filled with books written by The Dalai Lama. I began to wonder what might result if The Donald and …
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Filed under: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Art
A few weeks ago, I was blissfully walking down the street and thought I saw Donald Trump. It didn’t really register and I walked a few more steps until I stopped in my tracks and decided to go back. Cautiously I approached The Sharper Image and peered in the window. It was true - I DID see Donald Trump! There was a large image of Trump in the front window and a video featuring him boasting about his “super premium Trump Steaks”. Even though my …
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Filed under: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Art, Valentines
Donald Trump has just launched an exceptional superior premium luxury Valentine candy and he’s confident it will become a best-seller for Valentine’s Day. Conversation hearts have been a cherished Valentine tradition since 1902, but Trump says “people were getting sick of all those ridiculous sappy love messages” and decided to revamp the candies to better reflect the arrogance superiority and prestige of the Trump image. Says Trump:”Trump super premium luxury Valentine candies are a big idea. Everyone knows the Trump brand is …
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Donald Trump and his hair have been spewing quite a bit of hot air lately. First, they go on Larry King and share their pointless wisdom about Hollywood celebrities. According to Trump, Angelina Jolie is “unattractive” while Paris Hilton is “beautiful” and “smart like a fox” [note to Trump: Stop insulting foxes]. He prattles on about how he used to dislike Kevin Federline, but changed his opinion when he learned that Federline considers Trump to be his “all time hero”. This seemed to really pump …
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There are so many endless possibilites to lampoon Donald Trump’s orange cotton candy hair, but I found it most fulfilling to imagine him getting attacked by it. Behold the Donald Trump Hair Beast!
When he’s not pouting or throwing temper tantrums, Donald Trump and his oddly beautiful alien-esque wife, Melania Knauss look as though they suffer from constipation. All that money, power, and opulence…and yet the two of them can barely muster a smile. …
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