Archive for the ‘Crazy Clowns’ Category
Filed under: Crazy Clowns
Gee, I thought the publicity surrounding the Ashlee Simpson pregnancy “mystery” was confusing, but THIS publicity tug-o-war takes the cake:
Yale University student Aliza Shvarts’s abortion art project – for which she claims she artificially inseminated herself “as often as possible” and then induced miscarriages with abortion drugs over a 9-month period — sparked waves of outrage yesterday before the university announced that “the entire project is an art piece, a creative fiction designed to draw attention to the ambiguity surrounding form and function of a woman’s body.”
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Filed under: Crazy Clowns, Tom Cruise
PRESCRIBING INFORMATION
TOM CRUISE PURPLE (as reported by the NY Daily News)
Generic name: xenujuana
DESCRIPTION
Medical marijuana sold in vials featuring a picture of Tom Cruise laughing hysterically. Also known as most every picture taken of Tom Cruise. Distributed by licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California.
INDICATIONS
An antiemetic for the treatment of nausea and anorexia associated with treatments for cancer, AIDS, and hepatitis. Tom Cruise Purple also treats people who demonstrate signs of normalcy and turns them into laughing loons.
RECOMMENDED DOSAGE
Enough to make patients speak solely in unintelligible …
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Filed under: Courtney Love, Crazy Clowns
Courtney Love, who’s alleging someone has stolen her husband’s social security number to purchase a New Jersey home and tap into her daughter’s trust fund (although a source tells TMZ she is “delusional”), has once again taken to the blogosphere to make her case:
Courtney:
As for being taken SERIOUSLY,l i personally have NOTHING to do with it, NUMBERS do not lie, i simply turned in the printouts i got from my child’s, my own and my deceased husbands social security numbers and Ficos.
call me names all day ,but its the NUMBERS ,not my persona. If i get “Lifelock” i will post this information for your bemusement, no actually i wont, cos why should i cater to your fantasies, You cant accept numbers? Then i guess your really a lonely sad animalistic hungry motherfucker who cannot manifest any of your own desires.
Circus Hour Response:
Obviously, you have never stepped on a scale. The numbers lie to us every day!
Courtney:
God people are batshit. And im not the one who is.
and i hear now i am “Bi Polar” uhhhh…thats more nuts than I will ever be.
Circus Hour Response:
That’s funny, because people with bipolar disorder have noted that you’re ten times worse off than they are. And a little birdie told us that numbers do not lie.
Courtney:
I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sur ei am quite Nuerotic but “Bi Polar” .
Thats just slander.I shoot straight from the hip and spellcheck has NOTHING to do with REALITY
gotta go its fucking late and we wrote yet another magical song tonight.
Circus Hour Response:
You dis spell checker again, and Candy’s going to bust a cap in your ass. For REAL.
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Filed under: Celebrities, Crazy Clowns
Marion Cotillard, who just won an Oscar for her work in La Vie En Rose, is now taking some heat for remarks she made about 9/11 last year.
During an interview on Paris Première - Paris Dernière, she accused the U.S. government of fabricating the attacks. She said:
“I think we’re lied to about a number of things. . . We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? They [sic] was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of …
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Filed under: Crazy Clowns, Fashion, Television, Tyra Banks
I must confess, I don’t watch much reality TV, with the exceptions of “How Do I Look?” and “The Girls Next Door” (Shut up! Don’t judge me!). However, I may need to add America’s Next Top Model to that line-up because no one brings the crazy quite like Tyra Banks.
On last night’s episode of the show, Tyra apparently had the contestants pose with homeless youth and emotionally professed that she understood what it’s like to be homeless because — get this — she pretended to be homeless for a …
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Filed under: Crazy Clowns, Featured, Freak Show Posters, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Art
Hurry, hurry, step right up and see the Tom Cruise, Scientologist, pictured in his natural environment on the distant planet Xorzax. Prepare to be amazed as the L. Ron Hubbard spaceship beams top-secret information from the Galactic Confederacy directly into Tom’s cerebral cortex and then marvel as Tom jumps around and cackles as he incoherently spews Hubbard’s thought rays out his mouth and into the collective consciousness of any Earthling that will listen. Many Earthlings simply ignore or find fleeting entertainment in …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Crazy Clowns, Deep Thoughts
“Why is this crazy bitch screaming at me like a gay at a Barneys warehouse sale?”
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