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Courtney Love Wants You to Know That Numbers Do Not Lie!

Filed under: Courtney Love, Crazy Clowns

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Courtney Love, who’s alleging someone has stolen her husband’s social security number to purchase a New Jersey home and tap into her daughter’s trust fund (although a source tells TMZ she is “delusional”), has once again taken to the blogosphere to make her case:

Courtney:

As for being taken SERIOUSLY,l i personally have NOTHING to do with it, NUMBERS do not lie, i simply turned in the printouts i got from my child’s, my own and my deceased husbands social security numbers and Ficos.

call me names all day ,but its the NUMBERS ,not my persona. If i get “Lifelock” i will post this information for your bemusement, no actually i wont, cos why should i cater to your fantasies, You cant accept numbers? Then i guess your really a lonely sad animalistic hungry motherfucker who cannot manifest any of your own desires.

Circus Hour Response:

Obviously, you have never stepped on a scale. The numbers lie to us every day!

Courtney:

God people are batshit. And im not the one who is.

and i hear now i am “Bi Polar” uhhhh…thats more nuts than I will ever be.

Circus Hour Response:

That’s funny, because people with bipolar disorder have noted that you’re ten times worse off than they are. And a little birdie told us that numbers do not lie.

Courtney:

I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sur ei am quite Nuerotic but “Bi Polar” .
Thats just slander.I shoot straight from the hip and spellcheck has NOTHING to do with REALITY

gotta go its fucking late and we wrote yet another magical song tonight.

Circus Hour Response:

You dis spell checker again, and Candy’s going to bust a cap in your ass. For REAL.


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Posted by CandyMarch 10, 2008

No One is Lining Up at the Courtney Love Kissing Booth

Filed under: Courtney Love, Courtney Love Art

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 Courtney Love’s lips were the subject of recent scandal after she was caught arriving at a London nightclub “sans makeup, unwittingly revealing her scabbed mouth and spotty skin” to a group of waiting photographers. The report called Courtney a “shadow of her former self” and claimed that even though she quickly tried to spackle her scabs and blemishes with a “heavy-duty coating of make-up”, it did little to “hide her freakish appearance.” Glaring close-up photos of Courtney’s blistered lips are splashed throughout …


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Posted by 14September 17, 2007

Courtney Love Exposes Her Body and Mind

Filed under: Courtney Love, Courtney Love Art, Tantalyzing Celebrity Pin-Ups

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 Courtney Love’s Latest MySpace Blog EntryFriday, August 17, 2007im in new issue of harpers bizarre. stripped bare except for diamond necklace. sorry, NOT a pearl necklace, this isn’t penthouse, u dirty pigs. heh. shot by the ponytialed prince of cool himself Karl Lagerfeld. me and lagerfeld. lagerfeld and me. take THAT and stuf it in ur L.A.M.B. Stefani! heh.this is in now way a response to alleged reports on blogs an dibn tabloids that my body looks “airbrushed” (where …


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Posted by 14August 17, 2007

Where Has Courtney Been Hiding?

Filed under: Courtney Love, Courtney Love Art

LoveI miss the sporadic insanities of Courtney Love and wonder what sort of trouble she’ll get into next.


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Posted by 14May 26, 2005