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The Smoking Gun has compared Nicole Richie’s 2003 Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department booking sheet to this morning’s sheet for Nic’s DUI arrest, and has learned that:
1) Nicole has shrunk an inch;
2) Nicole is five pounds lighter (that’s all?!);
3) Nicole is no longer Caucasian;
4) I am color blind, because Nicole is apparently still blonde. (Note to self: Make appointment with opthalmologist.)
Looking forward to her next arrest when she’s a 5-ft., 80-lb. Asian woman.
Click below for her previous booking sheet.
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Us Weekly reports that Nicole Richie and Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden are dating. Um… didn’t Joel just break up with Hilary Duff because he “wants less drama”? Frying pan — meet fire.
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The real reason Nicole Richie is pals again with Paris Hilton is because Paris won’t interfere with any bad habits she may have, friends say. A Page Six source who was there when the duo showed up arm-in-arm at the Volkswagen Concept party in L.A. the other night said Nicole dumped her stylist Rachel Zoe because Zoe, Nicole’s former friend Mischa Barton “and a few others tried to stage an intervention and tell Nicole to get some help about her weight. Nicole was so hurt that she ran back to Paris and ditched …
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Just in case yours got lost in the mail…
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The latest rumor in the tragic Nicole Richie-Rachel Zoe split: A rift grew between the ultra-skinny pair when Rachel advised Nicole against getting breast implants.
Is that what Nicole learned during her stint in “rehab”? That the sensible way to gain weight is to buy a pair of fake knockers? Makes sense to me.
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What a shocker: Nicky Hilton is as much of an interior designer as her sister is, well, anything outside of a media whore.
According to HotelChatter, Nicky did not actually design her Nicky O signature brand of hotels, as she’d claimed. Rather, Nizar Idrisi, a licensed Los Angeles-based architect, was contacted by Nicky to develop the design concepts and renderings for her hotels. He agreed to do it on one condition: in exchange for a a smaller fee, he requested press coverage and credit for his involvement. However, Nicky and her …
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Which is why the classier Hilton sister went on a pity lunch with greasy, check-bouncing Brandon Davis in Malibu this weekend.
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