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Oily heir Brandon Davis is doing what here on the beaches of Maui?
1) Battling constipation
2) Having a moment of remorse for calling Lindsay Lohan “Firecrotch”
3) Touching himself thinking about Lindsay’s firecrotch
4) Auditioning to become the next Shamu
5) All of the above
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Nicole takes her half-sister to see “Charlotte’s Web” in Los AngelesHas Nicole Richie replaced Benji Madden as the most important person in the life of Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden? Sources close to Nicole say she is “moving stuff out of her West Hollywood condo into his Glendale home,” and Joel’s bandmate, brother, and next-door neighbor Benji is “furious.” The source also said Joel and Nicole “have already become inseparable, and spend almost every night together.” Nicole is expected to join Joel when he deejays on New Year’s Eve at the Palms Hotel …
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Just what you’ve all been waiting for… a Nicole Richie Eating Report! It’s sad when food consumption warrants a mention, but she is a nominee in The 2006 Candy Awards for “Worst Performance as a Body-Image Role Model…
Nicole posed for paparazzi chowed down on some grub with Nicky Hilton at Johnny Rockets in Los Angeles yesterday — and looks just delighted to be doing so, no? In fact, she was so cranky over having to eat, that when two kids asked Nicole if she’d pose for a pic, she repeatedly told …
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Nicole Richie does the (barefoot) walk of shame from new boyfriend Joel Madden’s house yesterday morning. If Joel really did dump Hilary Duff because she wasn’t putting out, as reported, well… looks like he made the right choice this time. [SOURCE]
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Humiliated after her recent DUI arrest, Nicole Richie goes to ridiculously great lengths to ensure the paparazzi don’t snap a picture of her while leaving a sushi joint yesterday.
I’ve got a novel idea for you, Nicole: 1-800-DOMINOS.
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According to TMZ, Nicole Richie should face mandatory jail time for her recent arrest because it’s her second DUI. California law requires a mandatory sentence of five consecutive days in county jail, as well as a one-year license suspension for anyone twice-convicted of DUI.
The silver lining: the horizontal stripes will add much-needed pounds.
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Nicole Richie has planted the lie is telling friends that the reason she was on the painkiller Vicodin during her recent arrest was… wait for it… to treat freakin’ menstruation cramps!
As a fellow woman, I am appalled by this flagrant abuse of the “monthly visitor” excuse. To get out of gym class? Maybe. Out of a speeding ticket? Absolutely. But to get out of heading the wrong way down the freeway while DUI?! I call bullsh*t. She should have her ovaries revoked.
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