Archive for the ‘Celebutards’ Category

Different Sister, Same Pose

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While Paris Hilton was busy filling her Valtrex prescription, sister Nicky dutifully filled in for her and struck the usual celebutard hand-on-hip pose with Nicole Richie at the “Dance to Erase MS” event in LA last night.

And next week, Holy Candy will host a similar event: “Salsa to Erase Celebutards from the Media.” So get out your dancing shoes, Holy Rollers!


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Posted by CandyApril 14, 2007

Moobie Monday

Filed under: Celebutards, Holiday Tributes

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Brandon Davis spends some quality time with his moobies.


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Posted by CandyApril 9, 2007

A Very Vegas Birthday

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DJ AM — a.k.a. the former Mr. Nicole Richie and Mandy Moore — celebrates his birthday, Vegas-style, with drag queens impersonating Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey and Punky Brewster –.

Wait, this just in…! My people inform me that these are not, in fact, drag queens, but rather the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls. Holy Candy regrets any embarrassment or harm this mistake may have caused the Dolls — but not as much as they’re going to regret those get-ups in five years.


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Posted by CandyApril 2, 2007

Nicole Richie “Hydrates” at Mr. Chow

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The night after she was hospitalized for “dehydration”, Nicole Richie headed out for a photo op some chow at paparazzi-infested Mr. Chow.

Her legs have become so bird-like, that they’re even growing pigeon-toed.


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Posted by CandyMarch 5, 2007

Nicole Richie “Dehydrated”

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Life became not-so-simple for Nicole Richie on Friday.

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The Simple Life celebutard was treated for dehydration Friday while working on the E! not-really-reality series. Nicole apparently felt “ill,” was examined by an on-set doctor and then taken to a nearby hospital. She received intravenous fluids for 15 minutes and was released.

“Nicole is home resting and will return to work this evening,” her rep said in a statement. “We are proud of the weight that Nicole is gaining and her focus on her health.”

Last October, Nicole announced she was undergoing diagnostic treatment to help …


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Posted by CandyMarch 3, 2007

Nicky Hilton Gets Served

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And we ain’t talking about a cosmopolitan…

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A Chicago development group is suing heiress Nicky Hilton for breach of contract over a delayed hotel renovation project near downtown Chicago.

In a lawsuit filed Monday, the group alleges that Nicky hasn’t kept up her end of an agreement in which she promised to promote the redevelopment project known as Nicky O’s Chicago, a Nicky Hilton Hotel.

Nicky also allegedly contracted out interior design work she was supposed to perform and tried to charge it back to the developer, the lawsuit alleges. The development group also claims Nicky …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 13, 2007

Not-So-Simple Life

Filed under: Celebutards, Paris Hilton

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Nicole Richie went to dinner with Kathy Hilton — er, I mean Paris Hilton — at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night. The two bonded over “how hot” they looked together on the compromising ParisExposed.com footage.

However, Paris has done a fine job of acting indignant over the Web site (those acting classes have come in handy), releasing a statement along with her lawsuit claiming: “I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters’ (sic) private personal belongings for commercial gain.”

Exploitation for commercial gain? Why, …


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Posted by CandyJanuary 30, 2007