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Nicole Richie has revealed — brace yourselves, people — that she is with child!
“Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months,” Nicole told Diane Sawyer during a two-part Good Morning America interview that will air on Thursday and Friday. (Uhhh… does this really warrant a two-parter?)
Nicole also discussed her upcoming time in the clink: “I have a responsibility and it’s something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. And unfortunately, I can’t, …
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Sorry for the late start today, guys. Currently regretting that last cosmo from girls’ night out. (Celebrity sightings: Rachel Hunter and Dave Navarro at Koi restaurant [no, they weren’t together, although that wouldn’t surprise me in the least]; and Haylie Duff at Area nightclub. *Sigh* WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME, CLOONEY?!)
But, just like the mailman, neither snow nor rain nor hangover will stop your pressing celebrity news from being delivered.
Oh, lordy. Let’s see if I can string a sentence together…
Nicole Richie just received a measly FOUR DAYS in the …
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Kard-ASS-ian (kärd ăs`ē-ĕn)
n.
1. One who attracts media attention primarily by flaunting her ass
2. One whose ass appears to have swallowed Beyoncé’s booty
See also: Jessica Biel; Jennifer Lopez; Niecy Nash; badonkadonk; junk-filled trunk
3. One who is an ass for befriending the likes of Paris Hilton
Synonyms: Nicole Richie; Kimberly Stewart; Brandon Davis
Usage: Did you see that …
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After weeks of “baby bump” speculation, TMZ claims that they have confirmed that Nicole Richie is, indeed, pregnant with Joel Madden’s love child.
In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple — who have been dating for six months — will get married this summer. Nicole is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a Los Angeles highway (and subsequently admitted that she had consumed marijuana and Vicodin).
Nicole’s trial is scheduled for July …
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Record producer Scott Storch and “Firecrotch” originator Brandon Davis
Sun·asses (sŭn’ăs´es)
n.
1. Sunglasses that are worn to look cool, but actually make the subject look like an ass
See also:
The Olsen Twins; Flavor Flav; those that wear sunglasses at night; Diddy
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Hey, ladies! How many more minutes of fame do you have left?
Kristin Cavallari and Nicole Richie at MTV Australia Music AwardsHere’s hoping that’s collectively.
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That’s hot.
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