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For those of you keeping track of famous blonde jailbirds, Nicole Richie surrendered today — and spent exactly 35 minutes in her cell before being released.
As for Lindsay Lohan, she pleaded guilty or no contest to all seven of her charges — and will perform 10 days of community service, spend one day in jail, and serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months.
Man, that’s rough!
I can’t believe the Sheriff didn’t provide a celebratory “Welcome Home” party for Nicole, or that the judge didn’t offer a limo service to …
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Katie Price launches her new fragrance, Stunning, in London
Although I don’t appreciate Jordan spoofing my junior-year prom picture, it sure does bring back memories.
Like how my date fumbled putting on my corsage — on my wrist. And how the sweetheart-neck on my dress revealed my terrible tan line. And how I had to drive us to the big event because my date, who was literally a genius and skipped two grades, was too young to drive. (In my defense, I was young for my grade, so we were only a …
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In a move that surely has nothing to do with Nicole Richie’s bun in the oven, Joel Madden and Nic are reportedly engaged.
Sources who attended the Hot 99.5 concert last night featuring Good Charlotte in Arlington, Va. claim Joel told the crowd he had just proposed to his jail-bound baby mama on Thursday.
He promised to love, cherish and feed her — and protect her from Hilary Duff’s wine cooler-fueled prank calls — till divorce does them part.
Awwww. Congrats to those crazy kids.
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Good friends Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie leave their hotel in New York City to do whatever it is Nicole and Mischa do — Shop? Poke fun at Paris’ wonky eye? Debate Aristotle’s theories on metaphysics? — with Mischa wearing a sympathy maternity dress.
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Once in a blue moon a man will come along whose mere presence makes your heart race and palms sweat, and you grow more than a little light-headed…
Jason Davis at Paris Hilton’s Malibu bash
At which point, you’d better call the doctor. Acute nausea should be treated immediately.
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Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado at Aura Nightclub in the Bahamas
. . . And here, students, we have a less evolved member of the biological order Primates, called the Reality Star Baboon.
They are monitored daily by less choosy paparazzi and tabloids in their natural habitat, namely anywhere there is free alcohol and/or at any given Los Angeles police precinct, to determine their number (which is growing at an alarming rate) and to study their most peculiar behavior.
Particular emphasis is given to the study of their diet (often composed of blow and Grey …
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A 4-months-pregnant Nicole Richie shows off a few attractive pregnancy curves, while leaving her hair salon wearing a slip. (I personally prefer to wear a bustier and garter belt when I get my highlights done, but to each their own.)
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