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Reality “stars”/publicity whores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at a Santa Monica Halloween party
Is that a web shooter in your costume, Spidey, or are you just happy to see me?
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Kim Kardashian celebrating her 27th birthday at Jet nightclub in Las Vegas
Looks like the crowd finds her as interesting as I do.
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Why, I bet you were thinking to yourself in the shower this morning, “I wonder if Rumer Willis still has that God-awful bleached blonde hair?” No? That was just me…?
Just kidding. This isn’t my day of the week to take a shower.
Anyway, as you can see at this fabulous T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch party in L.A. last night, Rumer has, in fact, gotten rid of the God-awful bleached blonde hair — along with her ability to properly button a shirt. Hey, you can’t have it all.
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Kimberly Stewart is the latest to ditch the extensions and sport the Posh Cut*, as seen here at the Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards in London.
Gosh, is it that time of year already? I can’t believe I forgot — I LOVE the Celebrity Spectacle Wearer of the Year Awards! Did Ryan Seacrest host them this year? I usually invite a bunch of people over (they MUST wear their glasses, of course… people with 20/20 vision need not show up), make some popcorn, watch the pre-ceremony red carpet interviews with all the bespectacled …
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Oh. My. Gawd. Give this girl a Grammy!
Behold former ANTM contestant Lisa D’Amato rapping “Ace of Spades,” which makes my karaoke rendition of “Shoop” sound like Kanye at the top of his game.
About to replace “It’s Britney, bitch” as my ring tone:
“If you don’t like this shit, you can f*ckin’ lick my twat!”
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Kim Kardashian, whose ass never met a camera it didn’t like, is involved in yet another sex scandal — just in time for Keeping Up With the Kardashians! — as a criminal investigation has been launched regarding “sexually explicit pictures” taken of Kim and her sister/fellow reality star, Kourtney when they were teenagers.
Love all the “K” names, by the way. Precious! But PLEASE don’t tell me they have a sister named “Kandy.” Or, worse, “Kandi.” That would be too much for me to handle. …
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Aw, man. These ads for famished orphans always tug at my heartstrings. Just look at this one — hands thrown up helplessly, belly bloated from hunger, forced to wear a too-small bikini that’s literally in strings. *SAD SIGH* Okay, fine, I’ll contribute to help this poor little girl. Let me see how much money I have left over from my Anthropologie shopping spree (hey, charity starts at home)…
Wait! My sources tell me this is actually five-months-pregnant Nicole Richie. My bad. I didn’t recognize the mommy-to-be because …
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