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Rumer Willis giddily tried on outfits for hours in Los Angeles in preparation for her upcoming gig as Miss Golden Globe, an “honor” bestowed upon celebrity offspring. Wow! What a resume builder. Making her job as Official Holder of the Awards even more exciting, is the fact that nobody’s going to show up for the January 13th ceremony.
I mean, seriously, what could be more embarrassing than handing out awards to an empty auditorium…?
Oh. Right.
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Kim Kardashian, whose ass never met a camera it didn’t like, and Heisman trophy-winning football player Reggie Bush are engaged, reports OK! magazine.
The proposal presumably happened in Miami, where Kim, 27, hosted a New Year’s Eve party and, as you can see, backed that thang up into 22-year-old Reggie.
No word on whether Reggie has yet seen Kim’s face.
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Nicole Richie wishing us a “happy holiday” last year…
…and greeting kids at the holiday party for her new Richie Madden Children’s Foundation this year:
Who knew getting knocked up could have such a positive impact? My mom told me the only good thing about being pregnant was that it forced her to cut back to just one pack of Marlboros a day.
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The ever-shy Brooke Hogan went for a leisurely jog in her sports bra on Miami Beach’s Lincoln Road — where the paparazzi just happened to be waiting — this weekend.
And in tomorrow’s news, Brooke wakes up looking like this:
Ouch. Here’s hoping Brooke gets the rest of that bra for Christmas!
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians “star,” Kim Kardashian, claims she didn’t pose in Playboy for the money, but rather for more lofty reasons. Here’s what the 27-year-old socialite told the New York Daily News:
KIM: “I did it because I’m not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body.”
CANDY: Great idea! Young girls are definitely Playboy’s target audience.
KIM: “My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit.”
CANDY: With a mom …
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Gossipmonger Cindy Adams claims that mommy-to-be Nicole Richie was spotted smoking on two separate occasions in New York City. First, outside of DaSilvano and then, three days later at Nobu. Because sushi is wonderful for pregnant women, I hear.
Hey, my mom smoked while she was pregnant with me and I turned out just FINE! Oh, hold on — must walk in circles… must walk in circles… (Sorry, gotta do this a few hundred times a day. Just a little “quirk” I have!)
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