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After getting arrested yesterday for shoplifting, Bai Ling is now blaming her life of crime on a bad break-up.
The actress (?), 37 (?), claims she was dealing with the “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day” when she decided to steal two celebrity magazines and a pack of batteries (a $16 value) from a gift shop at L.A.’s LAX airport yesterday.
Ah, dude, if you’re gonna steal, steal big — at LEAST an “I Heart L.A.” t-shirt and a bottled water (which is at least $16 itself at the airport).
Bai explained to E! that …
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Filed under: Celebutards, Fight, Fight, Fight!
This is an even better Friday morning pick-me-up than my Splenda-drenched iced latte…
Behold Desperate Housewives gardener, Jesse Metcalfe, getting punched by a FOTM (Friend of Taryn Manning, duh!) in front of a Los Angeles nightclub last night. Guido madness! Of course, TMZ was there to capture this earth-shattering event, as I believe they have a live stream in front of every club (and psychiatric ward) in Hollywood.
Move over, Paris — I have a new ringtone: “What the f**k? What the f**k? …
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After spending almost 14 days with little Harlow, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie decided it was finally time to return to the party scene and attended manager Benny Medina’s birthday party over the weekend. Sources say the diminutive Nicole is already within ten pounds of her daughter’s birth weight. Congrats, Nicole!
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Heidi Montag appears to be getting into character should she be offered a role on Heroes — a role playing a shapeshifter who’s able to transform herself into an entirely different person with the wave of a doctor’s scalpel.
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Geneticists have uncovered a number of dominant traits that are passed down in families from parents to children. Brown eyes, for example. A widow’s peak. The ability to roll one’s tongue. (Good times.) And, based on recent study of the Kardashian family, it has been discovered that a dominant talent also runs in the family:
The Genetic Science Learning Center would like to thank Kourtney Kardashian for selflessly donating her talent and time to further our knowledge of the dominant BJ gene, just as her sister Kim has done for …
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Filed under: Babies, Celebutards
Many have probably already heard this news, but I had more important things to do last night — like sip almond tequila while watching that God-awful Cashmere Mafia (which makes a FABULOUS drinking game, by the way… drink every time there’s a SATC rip-off. You’ll be toasty in no time!). Nonetheless, I thought I’d let you know that Nicole Richie had a baby girl last evening. (And neither of the above babies is her. Old pic.) Harlow Winter Kate Madden weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz. Or fifty percent of …
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Lorenzo Lamas’ ex-wife, Shauna Sand — whose biggest claims to fame are posing for Playboy, appearing on Lorenzo’s Emmy-worthy show Renegade and, well, being Lorenzo’s ex-wife — officially passed the “natural beauty” torch to her three daughters at Kitson’s fashion show in L.A. last night. Awwww. They don’t look a day over 25!
Ten bucks says they’ve got “Juicy” splashed across their asses, too.
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