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My apologies for the delay in posting today, guys. I just landed in Chicago, where I have a layover before flying on to Pennsylvania. Of all days to have to travel for the holidays — just when Jamie Lynn-gate has exploded!
The all-important Spears’ family update:
1. Mama Spears, Lynne, is devastated by the baby news, but not for the reasons you would think: “Jamie Lynn was this family’s big hope. With Britney, one minute you’re in, the next you’re out,” said an MSNBC source. “Brit had been supporting her family for years, …
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Wow, that Lynne Spears sure knows how to raise ‘em…
Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old sister of a little-known woman named Britney, is pregnant. She has sold her story to OK! magazine (hey, mama needs money to buy baby clothes), telling the mag that the father is 19-year-old Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Of course.
In response, Nickelodeon, which carries Jamie’s sitcom Zoey 101, released this statement:
“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know …
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Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is reportedly pissed that Britney Spears was too “sick” to show up for her deposition on Wednesday morning (the fourth one she’s missed), but not too sick to party later that night.
That ever-perceptive Kaplan didn’t buy the excuse, telling Extra (Extra!):
“It’s not like the 4th grade where you get a doctor’s note and it’s all okay… I can go on with or without her. If you don’t obey a court order, you can be held in contempt…We’re not really interested in punishing her …We’re interested …
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Britney Spears — shocker — didn’t show for a scheduled deposition with Kevin Federline’s lawyer today, reports TMZ, citing a hangover “medical condition” that prevented her from attending.
A source close to Brit claims: “There’s a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness. The anxiety is making her sick. It’s just too crazy.”
It’s not the anxiety — it’s the caffeine! With all of her Frappuccinos and Red Bulls…? I’m working at a Coffee Bean right now and feel obligated to keep buying lattes and, I’m tellin’ ya, …
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But first, a performance by Candy’s Daily Inner Dialogue:
SANE CANDY: Oh, God. ANOTHER Britney Spears story?
INSANE CANDY: One more can’t hurt.
SANE CANDY: That’s what you said about that last martini on Friday night. And we know how THAT ended.
INSANE CANDY: Hey, at least Brit’s more interesting than Scott Baio’s wedding.
SANE CANDY: Ooohhh! I wonder if he invited the Fonz?
INSANE CANDY: Now you know why I’m in charge.
Okay, it’s apparently been decided that we’re reporting this: There is …
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TMZ — also known as 24/7 “Ding Dang!” Britney Watch — has a video of Britney Spears stopping for gum at a Sherman Oaks gas station and stealing a lighter, which she then brags about to the camera: “I stole somethin’. Oh, I’m bad. Ohhhhh!”
While that may have sounded inexplicably cute in that cavernous, Cheeto dust-filled wasteland known as Britney’s Head, the gas station owner is not happy (or media shy), telling People: “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. …
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