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Sadly, it was just a matter of time…
After Britney Spears had a three-hour custody stand-off (refusing to turn over the boys) last night with Kevin Federline’s bodyguard, the police and K-Fed’s lawyer, Britney — who was thought to be intoxicated, but has since tested negative for any drugs or alcohol — had a total psychotic breakdown and was wheeled out on a gurney to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. One moment, she would be laughing, the next she would be in hysterics. She also flipped off the paparazzi — perhaps the only …
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Filed under: Britney Spears
How can it be that after traveling from Rio — with layovers in Sao Paulo and Miami — to L.A. for 24 hours straight, that I return home and it’s like no time has passed at all? Didn’t I just post similar news about Britney not too long ago? Either I’m delirious from sitting on those darn planes, or some things will never change…
Britney Spears, whose lawyers have asked the court to be relieved as her representation (just as her first attorney did in September), was almost a no-show for her …
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I messed around on ArtPad’s digital canvas today while having my morning coffee and this is the monstrosity I created. Similar to a dumbed down wacom tablet, the digital canvas allows you to paint your masterpiece as it records your brushstrokes. Once you’ve completed your magnum opus, save and send the link to your pals and they can watch in awe as your masterpiece unfolds before their eyes. Or they can press “delete”. Watch my painting …
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It’s an objective inquiry to which I’m seeking answers. What’s so compelling about this person? How has she managed to captivate the nation simply by being the younger sister of America’s Tragic Clown and also for being knocked-up at 16 after spoon feeding the media such a wholesome and squeaky clean image? How was this person’s mother able to sell the story to the media for one million dollars? I’ll give away one of my original paintings to the person …
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It wouldn’t be Christmas Eve without a heartwarming Britney Spears tale…
Britney, who’s probably been feeling a bit neglected since news of her sister’s pregnancy broke, put on quite a show for the paparazzi this weekend. First, she led the paps on a high-speed chase in Woodland Hills, stopping to “use the bathroom” twice: first in a Walgreens, and then at a gas station where she emerged holding her nose. Nice. The bathroom undoubtedly felt the same way about her.
She then bitched out the paps, because they wouldn’t let her take a …
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Make room on your book shelves, because Mom-of-the-Year Lynne Spears’ book is still happening. However, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, is not a parenting book according to the book’s publisher, Thomas Nelson, Inc.:
“From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears’ book is a parenting book. I’m sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it is simply not true. Lynne’s memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some …
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Yes! Her name is apparently Britney, and People claims she is shocked — just shocked! — by her sister’s pregnancy. Of course, she always looks like a deer in headlights, so she also appears “shocked” by the sun setting every night.
This Britney woman also apparently becomes “frightened” of the paparazzi any time she has to fight for her kids in court or actually work for her money — this time, Us Weekly reports she canceled a scheduled dance session at North Hollywood’s Millennium Studios last night because “there were too …
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