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“… Is your refrigerator runnin’? … Yeah? [GIGGLES] Well, you’d better go kick it then! [PAUSE] Wait, that ain’t right. How’s it go again…? Fix it? Kill it…? Oh, whatever. Just eat it, lick it, snort it, fu*k it!” *CLICK*
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Listen up, Beverly Hills residents. Lock up your children because there’s a predator on the loose. Yes, a predator that’s more dangerous than Andy Dick!
A source tells Us Weekly that a “scantily clad” Britney Spears showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school, saying she was there to pick up someone else’s kids. She apparently parked her car outside the school and spent 10 minutes smoking cigarettes and talking to herself while she waited for classes to let out.
“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who bravely approached Britney …
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What better way to return to the daily drivel than with the woman who, well, drivels…?
Although it was rumored that Britney Spears had gotten some sense and dumped the caterpillar-chinned wonder Adnan Ghalib, it turned out to be just that — a rumor. [Britney + Sense = Does Not Compute] Just a day after Adnan went on Entertainment Tonight and The Insider to wax poetic about how he would NEVER sell pictures of Britney (because marrying her will land him a lot more cash) and about Britney’s “very maternal instinct,” the …
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It’s been well-documented that I, like so many of you, have Britney news-aholism. Time to feed that addiction!
Britney Spears did the unthinkable today — NO, not invest in mammary support, silly, but rather show up for her deposition with Kevin Federline’s attorney, which she has blown off more than Paris Hilton blows… well, you know where I’m going with that. And, of course, TMZ has a live video streaming outside of the office. For those who don’t have time to watch it, here’s a recap of the thrilling …
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Filed under: Beauty, Britney Spears
Readers of the popular British magazine Hello — 949,800 of them — voted Britney Spears the Most Attractive Woman, topping Angelina Jolie, while fellow Mouseketeer Christina Aguilera was voted the second-most elegant, behind Madonna.
So no more need for that Burberry trench, Brits — the most beautiful and elegant accessories you can have, apparently, are extensions from a back alley in Chinatown and make-up that would make RuPaul drool with envy.
Most Attractive Woman
1. Britney Spears
2. Delta Goodrem
3. Sporty Spice and Athina Onassis
4. Angelina Jolie
Most Attractive Man
1. Sean Bean
2. Hugh Laurie
3. David Tennant
4. Nick Carter (!) …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, Media
And next week on People.com: Tiffany offers child-rearing tips to the Spears clan!
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Filed under: Body Part Looks Like, Britney Spears
My Great Aunt Betty’s cuckoo clock room.
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