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So the latest development in the nonstop soap opera that is Britney Spears’ life…? Her parents found that someone’s stolen a number of “valuable possessions” from her home.
After Britney’s father Jamie won legal control over his daughter and a restraining order against Sam Lufti at an emergency hearing yesterday, he and ex-wife Lynne returned to the house,”shocked” to find valuable items of their daughter’s “had been stolen,” an Us Weekly source says.
Britney’s parents believe the items were taken after she was taken to the UCLA Medical Center early Thursday morning. …
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Britney Spears — who, as you may have heard, has a couple of issues — has been hospitalized once again. She is at UCLA Medical Center for psychiatric evaluation, after being transported by ambulance from her Studio City home around 1 a.m.
This time, Brit went willingly, and she’s “more comfortable” receiving medical care – even making a joke about her second trip.
“She’ll be in there for at least 72 hours getting evaluated. She might even stay longer,” says a People source. “She’s more comfortable this time, she came into the waiting area, …
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Which is funny, because Britney’s hills look scared of her.
Another day, another completely normal Britney Spears story that I inexplicably must share with you…
Britney was enjoying a spin in her new black Mercedes last night, followed by her entourage of paparazzi, of course, when she got lost. A photographer gave her a shortcut through the Hills, which ended up frightening Britney. She got out of her car and said she was “dizzy” and “scared” from being too close to the edge — so, naturally, a paparazzo got into her car and …
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The most hunted animal in the U.S., Britney Spears, was spotted crying outside of her home and pleading with the paparazzi for privacy after a heated argument with “very good friend” Sam Lufti tonight. Although Britney’s parents are — shockingly — at her home, she called “caring boyfriend” Adnan Ghalib to pick her up. Adnan is reportedly driving down the freeway at 100 MPH in an effort to escape his paparazzi brethren, whose cameras are no doubt cocked and loaded. Just like Adrian Grenier’s sweatpants.
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Barbara Walters — whose career has seemingly devolved from interviewing world leaders to recounting phone conversations with celebutards — announced on The View this morning that she received a call from Britney Spears’s manager and “very good friend” Sam Lutfi, and that he claims Britney is seeking help for what Barbara called “mental issues which are treatable.”
“She has been to a psychiatrist,” Barbara related. “She, I assume, is starting some kind of treatment.”
Barbara also reported that Britney’s having trouble sleeping and suffering from “mood swings,” but that she was back in touch with her …
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Blender magazine lives up to its name this month, with a cover for which they apparently threw a bunch of body parts in a blender and created a senseless Britney Spears composite. The ashtray’s a nice touch, but other than that…
As Britney would say, “Huh?”
I’m just happy to know I DON’T have to be Tila Tequila. You have no idea how close I was to pursuing a career as a MySpace “model/actress” and changing my name to Candy Cocktail. What a relief!
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I am in no position to judge today. Sure, Britney may be breaking out a crazy Chinish (Chinese/Spanish) accent, but I actually WATCHED the damn video to listen to it. I lose.
Besides, her accent will come in handy when she wants to order General Tso’s paella.
Click here if you, too, are inexplicably fascinated by Britney’s accent du jour.
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