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Poor Britney Spears, keeping and entertaining that lay-about husband of hers is costing her millions. On top of that, she just spent additional millions renovating her plush Malibu mansion.  Now she has little Sean Preston to feed and bling out.  Money is running out. The stay-at-home marm can’t possibly think of recording a new album and touring, so she’s decided to enter the baby food industry.  She was inspired by the idea after she and Kevin went to the convenience store to pick up some dinner:”Kevin, it …

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 I played around in my time machine again this weekend and tore a photo from Star Magazine to bring back and show you.  Here we have a paparazzi photograph of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline taking their bouncing bundle of joy out for a stroll in the Hollywood Hills. Baby Sean Preston appears to be foaming at the mouth and has stained his face, hands and $800 designer warm up suit with sticky orange …

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I understand what a grave disappointment it is to all of you that Page Six recently announced Britney Spears will not be posing nude on the cover of Vanity Fair. Rumors were swirling, and the nation’s anticipation was growing feverish. Determined not to let you down, 14 has decided to put Britney on the cover anyway. 

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The Cletus Lizard escaped to Earth after fleeing his filthy and polluted home planet. Planet Shizzle is located in a distant galaxy composed of a vast network of stellar dust and trailer parks. The Cletus Lizard is a shameless parasite who roams the galaxies searching for unsuspecting females to leech off and eventually impregnant.  He is quite charming with certain ladies even though he dresses as a giant toddler and lays around doing nothing while muttering nonsensical babble such as "guzzle me fizzle vodka shizzle". He …

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