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In a move that proves Britney Spears does not have a publicist, the above has been posted on Britney’s official Web site.
Hilarious, no?
Ah, what a Pandora’s Box this opens. My vote is for #6 — none of the above — with a write-in campaign for the following options:
1. These Boots Are Made for Wearing A Million Times
2. Oops! I’m Knocked Up Again.
3. I’m Bringing TacoBellBack
4. Once… Twice… Three Times Without Panties
5. Not a Girl, Not Yet a Good Mother
6. Bald Ambition
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Filed under: Babies, Britney Spears
Britney Spears’ youngest son Jayden James does, in fact, exist, as evidenced by this intrusive picture snapped by the paparazzi during a family vay-cay in Hawaii.
Photographers also reportedly heard Sean Preston utter his first sentence:
“Pick… wedgie…”
Awww.
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Despite the heat, Miami hasn’t given Britney Spears a very warm reception. When Brit-Brit did an impromptu lip-sync/dance performance at Mansion on Saturday night, the crowd was reportedly less than enthusiastic.
The crowd, full of “trannies and gay guys,” according to a Page Six spy, sneered at “those hideous white go-go boots and ratty extensions.”
One particularly unimpressed audience member: Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone, who sniffed that, “My sister would never go onstage looking like that.”
No, thank goodness Madonna has always been the very definition of …
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Britney Spears hanging out in South Beach
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Britney Spears angered fellow passengers on her flight from L.A. to Orlando on Friday after she demanded to get off the plane just minutes before take-off… because the seats weren’t — gasp! — leather.
“The doors had been closed for about ten minutes, everyone was strapped in and the plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up and said she had to get off,” a passenger on the flight reveals. “She just said ‘I don’t want to fly on this …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Get/Avoid the Look
Britney Spears is known for her, um, “brothel-friendly” sense of style. We at Holy Candy show you how to steal her look:
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Kevin Federline was reportedly unimpressed when he heard singer, alcoholic and likely publicity seeker Howie Day had spent the night at ex-wife Britney Spears’ house.
A source told Star magazine: “When Kevin heard they had a sleepover at her house, everyone wanted to know about it. He lit up a cigarette and said he guessed ‘you have to head to the dump to find trash,’ referring to how Britney and Howie met while in rehab.”
And then K-Fed laughed at his clever joke, as he …
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