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Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Freak Show News
Britney Spears is reportedly lining up work in the event her comeback doesn’t pan out.
According to Life & Style magazine, the Beverly Hillbilly applied for a job… wait for it… slinging drinks at her fave Hollywood hangout, Les Deux. Yes, folks, apparently, Britney and some of her pals were partying there and an insider says, “Brit told a manager, ‘I want to get a job here — I love the sexy red corsets the cocktail waitresses wear!’ To which the manager replied, ‘Well, you should fill out an application then!’”
And that zany — or forward-thinking? — Brit-Brit did.
“She filled out the application - her work history, address, social security number - and then went to a back room to interview with the manager,” says the insider. “Everyone thought she was joking, but she seemed dead serious.”
Only Holy Candy has an exclusive look at Brit’s completed application! Check it out by clicking below:
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrities
This picture of Britney Spears leaving the Four Seasons has inspired me to re-work Britney’s famous “Baby One More Time” lyrics:
My lack of pants should embarrass me
And I
I must confess, I have no humility (humility)
Since I left Kevin, I’ve lost my mind
Give me some hair dye
Then snap my cheeks one more time
You read it here first, folks — the song sure to launch Britney’s comeback. Or… “Weird Al” Yankovic’s (which, we can all agree, is equally as exciting).
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Britney Spears continues to show off her literary talents and strong grasp of sarcasm — this time, by writing a facetious “apology letter” to the paparazzi agency, X17, for the now-infamous “umbrella incident.”
As you may remember, Britney attacked a paparazzo’s car with an umbrella outside of K-Fed’s place and broke one of the windows. And now she has written them an oh-so-sincere and oh-so-well-written mea culpa:
Dear x17,
I want to apologize for the past incedent with …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Pop Quizzes
Britney Spears is saying “Give me a ‘V’ for _______”…?
1. Valedictorian (of her one-person GED class)
2. Valtrex
3. Virginal Years (when she had a still-promising career)
4. Vendetta (against her mom)
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Get/Avoid the Look
Britney Spears is known for her “hillbilly chic” sense of, er, style. We at Holy Candy show you how to avoid her look:
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Ever the consummate professional, Britney Spears reportedly threw a hissy fit during a photo shoot for her new perfume.
“There was a shoot last week in L.A. for a new perfume she’s coming out with and something happened,” a source says. “She got very upset and stormed out of the shoot and wouldn’t come back.”
Although sources wouldn’t confirm what, exactly, ticked off Brit-Brit, it’s possible she wasn’t happy when the perfume executives suggested the scent smell like Milwaukee’s Best, with an underlying hint of Cheetos. …
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You might be a redneck if…
You publicly unhook your bra to keep from “gettin’ them unclassy tan lines.”
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