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After a rather benign cover touting “Hollywood’s Sexy Dads!” Us Weekly pulled out all the sensational stops this week with a cover story about “Britney’s Boys” and their cry for “HELP!”
Subtle. Surprised they didn’t paint dark eyebrows on Britney and declare her “MOMMIE DEAREST!” (Maybe they’re saving that for next week.)
Among Britney Spears’ alleged parental transgressions: putting soda in their bottles; whoring it up; giving them ice cream before bed; and asking a dentist to whiten her kids’ teeth.
Oh, Britney. Professional teeth whitening…? …
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Britney Spears is a modern-day Simón Bolívar. Only instead of fighting to liberate a continent, Britney relentlessly continues her quest to liberate her private parts from the constraints of oppressive clothing. Social norms and disgusted onlookers be damned!
In this just-released picture, taken right before “Shearsgate,” Britney rushed backstage at Club One nightclub in NYC to (naturally) strip down to her skivvies and unite with the dancers as part of her history-making North American Butt Cheeks Liberation Tour 2007.
Bless you, Britney, for standing up for those whose voice is too often ignored — …
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By now, most of you have heard the shocking details of what has come to be known as Britney’s Disasterous Photo Shoot. Britney unleashed her full spectrum of crazy during an OK! magazine photo shoot. Let’s see, she cleaned up her puppy’s poop with a designer gown, she wiped her greasy fried chicken hands all over yet another gown, she shocked the crew by fondling herself and leaving the bathroom door open, and became paranoid the “ceiling was about …
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After breaking her custody agreement with Kevin Federline by taking the kids to family-friendly Las Vegas without permission, Britney Spears then shared her special brand of class with her hotel, when her bodyguard Julio “JC” Camera roughed up a photographer outside the Wynn spa.
Camera beat up a photographer. Ha! Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.
Camera reportedly flipped out when the photographer got too close to one of Brit’s children, shoving him in the chest and accidentally hitting poor little Sean Preston in the process. …
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Britney Spears’ self-arranged OK! magazine photo shoot reportedly went just as splendidly as her self-organized Dateline interview last year, if not even BETTER.
Among the highlights:
–Eyes rolling back in her head;
–Erratic mood swings;
–Frequent “bathroom breaks”;
–Paranoia that the ceiling was about to cave in on her;
–Using a Gucci dress as a KFC grease rag; AND…
–Using a Chanel dress as a pooper-scooper.
Oh, Britney. NOT THE CHANEL! That’s what Baby Phat is for. <SIGH>
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Britney Spears wore this lovely ensemble for her new “comeback” video, “Get Back,” in which she attends a funeral for the hot career that she’s single-handedly killed.
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This lovely photo of Britney Spears taking an impromptu swim in her bra and panties has inspired me to rework yet another one of her songs:
Oops!…I did it again
I stripped down to my bra, didn’t know I’d look lame
Oh baby, baby
Oops!…You think I’m a damn fool
That I’m white trash with cash
I couldn’t, like, care less, like.
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