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Hold on to your hats, folks.
The latest development in the Spears-Federline custody battle is… sorry, this is so shocking, I barely have the strength to type… that Kevin may be more interested in getting more of Britney’s money than in actually helping their kids.
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Yes, the team at TMZ has deduced that the previously selfless and charitable Kevin may be now blinded with dollar signs, based on the deposition notice that Britney received — which only discusses mo’ money, …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Totally Sober
“Here, hold this!” Britney’s assistant insisted, shoving the bottle in Brit’s hand before the paparazzi surrounded the car. “Um… alright. But y’all are crazy,” Britney slurred as she stared at the unfamiliar clear substance.
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“I’m moving too fast, aren’t I? I shouldn’t have taken off my headband yet.”
*For all the sordid details and more photos from “My Topless Romp with Britney!”, click here. No one does celebrity scandal quite like the Brits. The story sounds like a bad Penthouse Forum letter. Not that I know what that would sound like, of course…
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Flash Forward Moment
The bad news: This is going to be Jayden James in two years.
The good news: At least we’ll know Britney is buying him toys!
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrities
Last week, it was the boys’ cry for “HELP!” Now it’s Britney Spears’ “TWISTED NIGHT!”
Swimming with her fedora and glasses? Daring to get her weave wet? Scandalous, indeed. Sources say the affair did not last, however, because Jenny McCarthy threatened to bust a cap in Britney’s ass if she slept with her man again.
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebrities
During one of the recent stops on the Britney Spears Trainwreck Express, Britney crashed into a parked car in a Hollywood pharmacy, then hit it AGAIN with her swinging door, and failed to even leave a note (I was wondering where that dent came from!).
In other trainwreck news, Brit also failed to show up for an interview with Allure — or any of the rescheduled interviews — after posing for the cover. Editor-in-Chief Linda Wells writes:
“Britney showed up for Allure’s cover shoot on time and …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Deep Thoughts
Britney Spears at Cravings restaurant with her sons in West Hollywood
“Oh, crap. Did I leave the mid-section of my dress in the car?”
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