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Ladies and gentlemen. . . Introducing Britney Jean Spears’ premier appearance on CircusHour.com!
I know, I know — what took us so long? We’ve had this site up for, what, at least 26 hours?!
On today’s episode of The Cultured and The Classy: Despite earlier reports that the LAPD was investigating Sam Lufti for drugging Brit Brit, the police have actually issued a statement denying any such investigation. A media relations rep said: “Who would you believe? The LAPD or Internet reports?”
Uh, duh!
Internet, of course. Hey, I still believe that African bank …
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Last night marked the one-year anniversary of Britney Spears’ (in)famous BALDgate incident, and she and Papa Spears celebrated the occasion by going to dinner at Social Hollywood and debuting hair that looks like it may actually have been touched by a lil’ Pantene. Hallelujah. It would be awesome if they also used a bunch of bad hair puns — “Eat up! That shrimp is hair today, gone tomorrow.” “Sure, you can get the lobster, Hair Majesty.” “Make sure that chicken is the only thing you cut!” — but alas… I suspect the dinner …
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Oh, dear. Who wants to tell Britney that saying “I do” to a beef burrito at La Casa de Taco Bell does not count as a legal union?
And, YES, there are Taco Bells in Mexico. The U.S. offers only the finest of exports! Zesty Chicken Border Bowls… super-sized value meals… David Hasselhoff. No need to thank us, guys. Keeping Hasselhoff in your country will suffice.
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Britney Spears, whose father has gotten the court’s greenlight to fire her business manager, hit Millennium Dance Studio in West Hollywood wearing her cleanest clothes yesterday. Rumor has it she starts shooting her new video today.
Celebrity hairstylist Kim Vo worked on Britney’s hair for FOUR hours yesterday — and this is the, um, unbelievable result. She reportedly requested a “longer and sexy” ‘do, and when she started messing with her famous pink wig he advised her to “put the wigs away, this is crazy. You don’t want to be crazy,” which …
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As we all know, Britney Spears left UCLA Medical Center’s psych ward yesterday, making the streets in my neighborhood exponentially less safe. Today, it’s being reported that she was released early ’cause the court found “no just cause” for the hold.
Although Britney’s doctor and parents wanted her to stay, the decision was overridden by the court representative. The decision apparently followed regular procedure for any patient on a 14-day hold, which calls for a hearing at the hospital to find out whether it’s justified. The court rep, called a “hearing referee” …
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Britney Spears, who was once featured on Rolling Stone as a half-naked teenager, is on the cover yet again — only this time, it’s her mental issues that have been laid bare.
Wow, I should write for Dateline. Couldn’t you hear Ann Curry saying that?
Anyway, back to Britney. The article talks about — what else? — Britney’s fall from pop princess to hot mess. To whet our insatiable appetite, Rolling Stone has posted an excerpt from the article about her recent trip to the Westfield Shopping Mall in the Valley, when her …
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I managed to go, what, one full day without a Britney Spears story? Wow — miracles do happen!
So the details of the restraining order against Britney’s “manager and friend” Sam Lufti have been made public and, not surprisingly, they ain’t pretty. The order alleges that he took over her life and finances, drugged her and controlled the paparazzi for months.
Looks like somebody has been reading The Howard K. Stern Guide to Fortune!
The documents released by the court ordered Sam to stay away from Britney. In a section of the order that …
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